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[Ki3ly]

 

[Ki3ly]

and the Arse family

Jack
Smart
Lazy
Buck
Dumb

and

Can't take a Joke

 

[abefourth]

A handsome, athletic man is walking along the beach one evening and sees a girl with no arms/legs laying on the sand right where the surf is breaking on the beach, and she's crying. He asks her what she's doing there and she tells him that she's trying to commit suicide. He asks her why, and she says, "Because I've never been held by a man before." So, he picks her up and holds her and caresses her and tells her everything will be alright. Through a sob, she says, "And I've never been kissed by a man before." So, he puts his head down and plants a luscious, slow, sensuous kiss on her lips. She smiles, and says, "That was wonderful. But I've never been fucked before either." So, he hurls her about 20 feet into the surf and yells "You're fucked now, bitch!"

 

[Ki3ly]

^^^^ She just Floated back to shore because .... she was Buoyant.

 

[Ki3ly]

That made me Pee .....

 

[FixXxer]

My son told me he got himself a wooden whistle...
No matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't whistle

 

[Ki3ly]

Staying positive doesn't mean being happy all of the time.

It just means that even on the rough days, you trust that

better ones are on the way.

 

[Ki3ly]

If someone accused you of stealing a Thesaurus, would you not only be shocked, but also appalled, aghast and dismayed ?

 

[ions]

Staying positive doesn't mean being happy all of the time.

It just means that even on the rough days, you trust that

better ones are on the way.

brigher days are sure to come. Until the solstice.

 

[Ki3ly]

America, where we drive on the "Parkway" and part on the "Driveway"...

 

[Ki3ly]

Yup, tongue is a very cognitive hazard. The spelling is ouch too.

 

[Ki3ly]

Apparently you can't use ' beefstew ' as a password. it's not stroganoff.

 

[Ki3ly]

Amess

 

[ions]

What do you call a MAGA hat? A maggot.

 

[Ki3ly]

 

[Ki3ly]

 

[Robi]

How many Blue lighters does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Robi]

A handsome, athletic man is walking along the beach one evening and sees a girl with no arms/legs laying on the sand right where the surf is breaking on the beach, and she's crying. He asks her what she's doing there and she tells him that she's trying to commit suicide. He asks her why, and she says, "Because I've never been held by a man before." So, he picks her up and holds her and caresses her and tells her everything will be alright. Through a sob, she says, "And I've never been kissed by a man before." So, he puts his head down and plants a luscious, slow, sensuous kiss on her lips. She smiles, and says, "That was wonderful. But I've never been fucked before either." So, he hurls her about 20 feet into the surf and yells "You're fucked now, bitch!"

That was my favorite joke as a teen....Ty for that

 

[Robi]

Patlıcan mı daha mordur domatezmi dahs kırmızı?

Just three,one to hold my beer, the other to steady an old crate( Ty Ty ,just made that up)

 

[Ki3ly]

If the past tense of "freeze" is "frozen" then why can't
the past tense of 'squeeze" be "squozen"?