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ladies , if you have a burning sensation when you pee it is either ,

bushfire ,
urinary tract infection ,
or someone is talking about your vagina .
 
how do you get a baby into a bowl?
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With a blender...



How do you get a baby out of the bowl?
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Tortilla Chips
 
What do you call a kid with downssyndrome who gets hit by a bus?


Mashed potato
 
ions said:
a roll that needs slowin.
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Guy goes into a bar.
See's a jar full of money.
Bartender says there is a horse in the back.
If you make the horse laugh the money is yours.
Guy goes in the back and the horse just dies laughing.
Guy takes the money.
Two month later the guy returns and the jar is full again.
Bartender says if you can make the horse cry the money is yours.
Guy goes out in the back and the horse just starts crying real bad.
Guy takes jar of money again.
Bartender says what did you do to make the horse laugh and cry.
Guy says first time I whispered in the horses ear that my dick is bigger than yours.
The horse laughed.
The second time the guy said he showed the horse his dick.
 
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AFTER BIRTH, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
FOR THE EYES TO OPEN :

COWS - IMMEDIATELY
GOATS - AFTER 2 HOURS
CATS - AFTER 6 DAYS
DOGS - AFTER 10 DAYS
HUMANS - AFTER MARRIAGE !!!
 
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Crabby Dicks Delaware Marketplace & Grill :

Eat some Balls with homemade Seaman Sauce.

THANKS ... BUT NO THANKS !!
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