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[kiely]

A blow up doll got filled all the way up with Helium today.

Now the Bitch is playing hard to get !!!!


hahaha

 

[golego55]

"A little dirty joke"

 

[kiely]

Someone asked the Mrs why she kept fidgeting so much.

She said ....

 

[Jnowhere]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and says " my boyfriend has dandruff, what should I do"
The Pharmacist says" give him Head and Shoulders"
A week later she comes back and asks the pharmacist " How do you give shoulders"

 

[golego55]

Why can't dead babies scream?
I sewed their mouths shut.

 

[Jnowhere]

Why can't the dead babies scream?
I sewed their mouths shut.

So what part of the country do you hunt for victims?

 

[kiely]

pharmacy humor :

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and says " my boyfriend has dandruff, what should I do"
The Pharmacist says" give him Head and Shoulders"
A week later she comes back and asks the pharmacist " How do you give shoulders"

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer ?

The taste ....

 

[kiely]

the Orifices !!!

 

[kiely]

Wanna know a secret how to make a dirty cunt

go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmm all night.




..... duct tape.

 

[kiely]

...... duct tape

 

[kiely]

Thank you for calling Anger Management.

What the #&$*@ do you want ???

 

[golego55]

Man calls 911

So what part of the country do you hunt for victims?

Nice try, Agent Smith.

 

[golego55]

What's the problem with a woman trying to smother her husband to death?
She's not pushing down hard enough.

 

[golego55]

Why did the penny-pinching soldier shoot the pregnant woman?
He wanted two for the price of one.

 

[kiely]

Why are males smarter during sex with a female ?

Because they are plugged into a fucking know it all.

 

[golego55]

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[kiely]

A gay guy is stuck in Australia.

He can't get out of Sidney.

 

[JackARoe]

What happened to the guy that took viagra but still couldn't get it up? He got viaggravated.

 

[golego55]

What's the difference between a cactus and a caucus?
With a cactus the pricks are on the outside.

 

[golego55]

What happened to the guy that took viagra but still couldn't get it up? He got viaggravated.

The man called 911 after he developed priapism. I hear he had a pricky situation.