Social Tell a Joke

[hylite]

I'm trying to get insurance for camping,
but I'm far from impressed with
the insurance companies.
Apparently if someone steals my tent
during the night I'm not covered.

 

[darvocet21]

That's how physics works ??

I don't know. I think that you're supposed to ask questions about everything and don't believe anything no matter what the source

 

[darvocet21]

whyyy . . .doesn't nasa whant US to know when we already do ?

I don't know nooothing

 

[hylite]

ni yo tampoco

 

[darvocet21]

There was this guy that used to go out with a girl
called Sue Denim, until he found out that
it wasn't her real name.

I knew this joke had something to do with jeans and that's why it wasn't funny

 

[darvocet21]

Whaaat?

 

[darvocet21]

A Mexican magician said he will
disappear on the count of 3.

He says:

Uno, Dos . . .
Poof.

He disappeared without a Tres.

Tres bien

 

[hylite]

Poof

 

[hylite]

inflation

 

[December Flower]

Yeah that's just a painting it's so obviously CGI

well yeah sherly the original is in infrared
So you couldn't see anything on it

 

[darvocet21]

well yeah sherly the original is in infrared
So you couldn't see anything on it

Don't try to shift this conversation to red that's an old trick that's not going to work on me

 

[Jabberwocky]

NO RESPECT [insert tie check here]

 

[darvocet21]

The universe expansion it's getting faster it's speeding up if you think everything is hunky-dory well we are now moving faster than we were when you started reading the sentence

 

[darvocet21]

Cool huh?

 

[darvocet21]

Can anyone hear me !!!!

 

[December Flower]

Don't try to shift this conversation to red that's an old trick that's not going to work on me

Infrared is not red. It's beyond red

 

[December Flower]

You can even see the gravity lens on the pic. If it was CGI it would be a better fake. They just adjusted colour bcuz the original colours are invisible to our eyes

 

[darvocet21]

Is that what you mean like by the 'contact lens' they used to fix the original Hubble? Obviously I'm out of my element here and will no longer attempt any more astronomy jokes

 

[Hannah Capps]

Is your butt jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth?

 

[hylite]

Walking down the road last
night, I passed an apple pie, an
ice cream sundae, and a lemon
cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are
strangely desserted tonight"