Teen accused of raiding tomb to steal head from corpse for bong (Updated 6/29/06)

Grave Robber Sentenced
BY JAMES JARDINE, Caledonian-Record
Thursday June 29, 2006

ST. JOHNSBURY VERMONT

A Morrisville teenager who broke into a tomb and used a hacksaw to cut the head off of a corpse was sentenced Wednesday afternoon to 1 to 7 years in prison.

Nickolas Buckalew, 18, pleaded guilty in Caledonia District Court to a felony charge of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone and a felony charge of intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body.

The Lamoille County case was transferred to the Caledonia courthouse in St. Johnsbury after a waterline failure left the Hyde Park courthouse without water.

On April 8, 2005, Buckalew went to a cemetery on the Washington highway in Morrisville and broke into an above-ground tomb, opened the lid of a casket and cut off the head of a corpse. He wrapped the head in plastic bags and took it home. He also stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the corpse.

Buckalew told witnesses he intended to leave the severed head out and would then bleach it, according to the affidavit of Senior Patrolman Ryan Bjerke of the Morristown Police Department. He told witnesses he intended to turn the skull into a bong, which is a type of pipe used to smoke marijuana or other drugs.

After removing the head from the corpse, Buckalew went to an apartment house where he told residents of an apartment what he had done and that he had done the crimes because he was bored, according to police, who did not identify the witnesses because they are juveniles.

Buckalew was described by witnesses as "Gothic," wearing all black clothing with spiked hair.

Witnesses went to the tomb to see if Buckalew did as he claimed and they looked through holes in the tomb and saw that the lid had been removed from a casket and there was a headless body in the casket.

On April 9 at 2:45 p.m., Morristown police executed a search warrant at Buckalew's residence located at 1591 Elmore St. in Morrisville. They found a human head wrapped in bags, a necktie, a hacksaw, crowbar, garden trowel and two small parts of the damaged casket.

During Wednesday afternoon's sentencing hearing, Judge Dennis Pearson upheld the plea agreement between the state and the defendant and sentenced Buckalew to a total of 1 to 7 years to serve in prison. Buckalew was given credit for the 14 months he's served in prison awaiting trial. He will be sent to Spring Lake Ranch in Cuttingsville, Vt., a therapeutic community residential treatment program, where he will obtain intensive counseling for mental health issues. He will remain there for an indeterminate period under a conditional community reentry program. He will be in the custody of the Department of Corrections for up to seven years under the conditional reentry program.

Dr. Philip Kinsler, a clinical psychologist and adjunct assistant professor of psychiatry at the Dartmouth Medical School in Hanover, N.H., testified that Buckalew suffered from a bipolar disorder that was described as "biologically based mental illness." He testified learning from Buckalew that "he has always felt extraordinarily out of place" and that Buckalew told him that in the fourth grade he attempted to hang himself.

The witness told the court Buckalew also engaged in self-mutilation behavior.

Dr. Kinsler told the court "the defendant can be rehabilitated" and that he supported the plan to place Buckalew at the Spring Lake Ranch for treatment.

Buckalew, with a short haircut and wearing black framed glasses, was dressed in a light brown suit. He was quiet and expressionless throughout the hearing. At the end of the hearing, he addressed the court saying, "It was a horrendous thing that I did -- what I did was appalling." He told the court, "I didn't think of the victim." Buckalew told the court: "I want to get help for my mental problems."

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recycling the possibilities are endless

1 - 7 years tho come on he was already dead.
 
I'd use a human skull as a bong. Some former roommates were using a stolen headstone as a coffee table once. We had a stolen concrete gargoyle on the porch too.
 
Libotte said:
recycling the possibilities are endless

1 - 7 years tho come on he was already dead.

I guarantee you there are museums and universities in Vermont with skeletons of Native Americans and what not removed from graves without any sort of permission. So what's the difference?

Like you said, dude was already dead. Yeah, it's disrespectful. Yeah, he was going to use the skull for something illegal. But even a year in prison is outrageously extreme.
 
Too bad he got caught, sounds like a funny person to me. That kind of bong would fit perfectly for use in narco-necromantic rituals.
 
Because I believe that spirits exist, in the sense that some form of the essences of the deceased linger on on the living plane. That's a logical explanation... but in reality, I think this because of pure gut instinct. I've seen dumb-ass kids running around ripping out military crosses out of the ground pretending they're swords, and thought very strongly, these fuckers are damned. I've seen massive swastikas and mashed tombstones in Jewish graveyards in Poland. And, I've read about morons who desecrate graveyards for no apparent reason. I love spending some time drunk or high in the local graveyard, but fucking with the ceremonial shit? Why?? At the very least, you're disturbing the feelings of their living loved ones. Fuck you.
 
Why else would the townspeople of that place be so angry about what happened? Why would he go to prison? Because deep down, most good people know that tombstones and tombs aren't just hunks of pointless rock. They're put there for a reason, and you are a sick moron for violating them, for a reason.
 
Creakle said:
Because I believe that spirits exist, in the sense that some form of the essences of the deceased linger on on the living plane.

And?

If I was dead and someone bothered my burial residence, why should I care? I'm dead. I no longer need my body. And all the ceremonial shit isn't making me anymore alive.

You'd have to be a truly greedy motherfucker to sit there and act like people can't use what you left behind after you're gone.

Besides, you'd also have to assume humans are the only animals with soles if you were so worried about disturbing spirits. Life has died on every single square inch of the planet.
 
I have a little word called "intention". It doesn't matter what your perspective is on "ceremonial shit"; what matters is the intention of the people who put the stuff there. If you fuck with what they care about, that's bad karma. It's very simple. By your logic, I could squeeze your head until it pops and there'd be nothing wrong with that, since I've done it to plenty of insects. But maybe insects care a hell of a lot less about their heads than humans. Another example... making fun of Hindii people because they won't eat cows. "Dumbass Indian... you eat other meat! Who cares about the cow!" It's all about intention, belief, etc. It's not just immaterial and meaningless, it's real.
 
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