Lol I drank a whole bottle of bombay saffire gin when I was 13 and didn't even get to refil it with water, woke up in hospital (not really my fault, I'd never drank before and i was curious what drunk felt like, I didn't know how much you needed to drink to get drunk, I thought, they sell it by the bottle, you must need a bottle, apparently not). My brother was not impressed at me for stealing his bottle of gin. but even less impressed were my parents lol.
On a possitive note, I threw up on the deputy principal, though can't remember it.