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Tales from the high side...tell a funny story from when u were messed up

The other day, me and 3 mates got up and decided to hit a few bongs and crank a coffee. So far so good

We get back in and after a while decide its time for a sweet breakfast, so we walk down to the chicken shop and order 4 schnitzal packs (Schidda with chips and gravvy, nothin better for breakfast). As we wait for it to be cooked we're sitting on the table in the middle of the store, and my dumb (/high) friend asks what happens if he pours sugar into a sugar free soft drink. Of course I egg him on while the other two do the logical thing and tell him that its definitely a bad idea.

Either way he decides to do it, and a huge waterfall of pepsi shoots out and spills all over the table and floor, and all over my friend. Of course we all burst out laughing and by then it was pretty obvious we were BAKEEEEEEED, some older ladies in the store looked at us with disgust (Cheer up !!! ), but the dude cookin our shnidda packs just laughed and told us to clean it up. (we know him as we're always there.)

A couple of days later me a mate go in and he remarks about how blazed we were the other morning, haha!!
 
Me and my freind were on his flat roof the other day having a nice big bifta when suddenly my freinds girlfreind runs out from inside shouting FIRE FIRE FIRE.

SHIT we both shouted, jumped up and ran inside after her.

When we got inside she led us to the spare room where the lamp in the corner was billowing out smoke, I thought to myself shit what the hell is going on, at which point my freind dashed past me nearly knocking me off my feet screaming "MY BUUUUD ..... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

It turns out that he had put his bud (which was in a tobacco pouch) on the lamp shade. The tobacco bag was bigger than the hole in the top of the lampshade so it just rested ontop slowly drying. Unfortunatley what his soon-to-be-in-medschool clever ass hadn't thought of is that the plastic of the bag became softer due to the heat and the bag had slipped through the lampshade and was then resting on the bulb.

When I got to the lamp all I could see was a tobacco pouch with a hole out the middle (which was melted to the bulb) and in the melted ass bulb plastic was this sickening charred ass excuse for bud.

He managed to torch his way through an entire eighth (A massive one aswell, plus the bud was nice, I had an eighth of it myself) bar one spliff he managed to salvage (that tasted like SHITE!)
 
^^ Lol thats terrible


I don't have a really funny, outlandish story about weed. Am I doing it right?
 
i was thinking about how funny this was today but maybe it isnt

my friend and i were shooting h and we were gonna do it at his grampas house while they were on vacation, but he lost his pack of cigs so i was like oh no im not shooting dope without cigarettes... so we went to this restaurant and there was an ashtray in the back full of half smoked cigarettes.

and we filled this paper bag that had our rigs and matches in it with the half smoked cigs and we were laughing the whole time about what dumb asses would throw away cigarettes like that. we must have took like 100 cigs from that place!
 
Originally Posted by lifeguardsleeps
i was thinking about how funny this was today but maybe it isnt

my friend and i were shooting h and we were gonna do it at his grampas house while they were on vacation, but he lost his pack of cigs so i was like oh no im not shooting dope without cigarettes... so we went to this restaurant and there was an ashtray in the back full of half smoked cigarettes.

and we filled this paper bag that had our rigs and matches in it with the half smoked cigs and we were laughing the whole time about what dumb asses would throw away cigarettes like that. we must have took like 100 cigs from that place!
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Dude that's not funny that's just bloody gross.

How could you use half smoked cigarette filters to draw your smack through come on man think of how many disgusting chemicals their would of been in those filters... You must of been pretty damn desperate.

Oh and I can't think of any funny stories at the moment I'm a bit to baked at the moment to think properly. I'll get back on here when I think of one because I know their are plenty...
 
mushi mushi 88 said:
Dude that's not funny that's just bloody gross.

How could you use half smoked cigarette filters to draw your smack through come on man think of how many disgusting chemicals their would of been in those filters... You must of been pretty damn desperate.

Oh and I can't think of any funny stories at the moment I'm a bit to baked at the moment to think properly. I'll get back on here when I think of one because I know their are plenty...
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ew dude we werent using the filters to shoot up, we were smoking the cigarettes. ahahahah. still pretty desperate.

but yeah some people are so bad they will use an already smoked cigarette filter. sick.
 
Sorry dude, but bud dont get its own special thread for stories. We got a entire thread devoted to all kinds of funny shit that happened to you while high, on watever substance. by that logic wed have to have a seperate thread for meth stories, dope stories, crack stories, e stories, etc. , so instead we gonna keep it all in the same place so everyone can enjoy it...we dont discriminate against no drug over here! :) Ima merge this wit the thread we already got...


You might also be interested in this thread, "Your crazy life, tell us a story of a crazy experience youve had becuz of drugs". This thread here is for funny things you do or say while fucked up, and watever shits n giggles you get out of it. The thread i jus posted the link to is reserved for the crazy, unbelievable, insane, straight up ridiculous happenings that you been thru becuz of drugs. the best of the best, the epic tales of the shit youd never believe would happend to you, the stories that you will tell for years to come , and jus generally the more wild side of the life. Longer replies in there are welcome, its really meant for people to tell their wildest story in as much detail as they can while this is more light hearted short n sweet. so sum it up This thread=funny, that thread=crazy. sometimes they overlap but i jus wanted to explain the difference to anyone who got it confused and thought that posting "LOL one time i said a word wrong while i was high" and etc. in the crazy story thread would b a appropriate reply lol.
 
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i made a tulip and we were smoking it on the front porch, the other person i was with was like "what if your parents come out?" i was just like "were smoking a flower"... then i lit the thing and the entire flower part turned into a large cherry, and i was ridiculously stoned by now... then once the top of the tulip had reached the joint i was like "time to see lung capacity" and i just took this massive rip off this joint and then fell out of my chair coughing...
 
^eww (at half cig theif)

these are more festival stories but w/e

so one time i was about to pass out after a good night of partying at a fest and i here this two young kids talking (10 years old or less) their conversation is as follows:

kid1: My daddy took the crazy pill tonight.
Kid2: When i grow up im going to take the crazy pill.
kid1: Me too!

i fucking laughed for half an hour all ripped up!

One more..

so i was chillin and i see this kid run up to his buddy and hes just pumped, guy1:"DUDE!"
guy2:"Chill out man you smell like poop."
guy1:"I know, I know..."

i have never gotten over that one lawl
 
This one time me and two friends got ripped as shit and drove around looking for Cocaine [The energy drink, not blow]. It has 3.5 times the caffeine of red bull so its banned in a lot of places and hard to find. This is back when we only smoked once a month. So high as hell, we stumbled around the grocery store but couldn't find it. We settled for some other energy drink. Then afterwards we were sitting in the car.

Me: "Dude this shit tastes awful."
Mike: "Yeah its like a donkey's asshole."
Matt: "Don't be bitches this stuff's pretty good."

Matt takes a huge swig of it and then procedes to spit it all out the window, except his window is closed... So it splashes back in his face and all over him.

We were dying laughing in the parking lot for a good ten minutes until we saw the 50 drive by, so naturally we hauled ass outta there.
 
Originally Posted by lifeguardsleeps
ew dude we werent using the filters to shoot up, we were smoking the cigarettes. ahahahah. still pretty desperate.

but yeah some people are so bad they will use an already smoked cigarette filter. sick
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Oh phew thank god for that I apologies for what I said then man sorry.
 
The first time smoking out of this hookah I bought, which had a way bigger cone-piece than my previous bong, I forgot my name for a short period of time then remembered it and pissed myself laughing at how absurd my name seemed. I was with a mate and my brother and none told me my name when I told them I couldn't remember it. lol. Not that funny but it was funny to me.

Once, while blazed at school in between periods my mate grabbed a lamington out his locker and started eating it. I asked him for a bite of his "cake". He then informed it it wasn't cake it was pineapple, so I asked for a bite of his pineapple and he just gave me this weird look and we both burst out laughing I like lierally fell over. It was so absurd in my head because I knew what it was but referred to it as something else anyway.

None of them really that funny but when I was high it kicked ass. LOL
 
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