I wouldn't mind having a balloon, esp. since I just got my cracker after I left it at this friend that ended up getting stuck up a girls ass' house like 8 months ago. I say that because it explains the fact that I haven't seen this thing in forever and randomly decided to call him to see if he had it when I was back home this weekend.
10 months of probie but if I wasn't on, I'd want a fat bag of some lovely indica, if I had to choose a strain-Gorilla Grape or Northern Lights. 2 of my favorite, that stick out. There was a no name in there that was of a similar level at one point, it was probably just a nice indica hybrid my dude at the time got.
I only tried a few times a while back but Klonopin is pretty sweet.
So...some good indica, klonopin, some nitrous oxide and hell, throw some liquor or beer in there.