nephil
Bluelighter
I just had the perfect date
Take a bluelighter on an imaginary date..
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TypeRLotus
Bluelighter
GentlemanLoser
^^i want him....uhmm....ya, that's it...i just want him...
...what we end up doin is our bizznizzzz...
^^i want him....uhmm....ya, that's it...i just want him...
...what we end up doin is our bizznizzzz...
TypeRLotus
Bluelighter
^^wow, look at my big bro tryin to capitalize on my date...sheesh!!!
ps. do i get any of the profit? i better!!!
ps. do i get any of the profit? i better!!!
Stasis
Bluelight Crew
^
LOL!
LOL!
TypeRLotus
Bluelighter
...Ld, you suck! and stasis...you suck too!
Stasis
Bluelight Crew
/me knows.
Catch-22
Bluelighter
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Okay, let me take good ol' miss apple on an imaginary date....Cliff Notes Version!
Friday 4 PM
I arrive at the airport to pick her up. She is very tired and cranky from flying all the way from Sydney, so I drive her back to my apartment (which will be very clean and free of invading ferrets) so she can unwind with some quality pot. With her jetlag subdued, I tell her to get dressed because we are going to a nice restaurant. I escort her cross-town to The Outback Steakhouse so she feels at home. We share an "awesome blossom" as we toss back a few drinks. The mood is light and playful. I provide her with some scintillating conversation and she is really digging my style.
We return to my apartment and sit down on the couch I bought from Salvation Army. We continue to talk while enjoying a couple drinks. I start rubbing her feet and ankles, which she enjoys, so I offer to give her a full body massage. I light a few candles and clear all the junk off the big counter in the kitchen. I turn on the classical music radio station and unroll a sleeping bag on the counter so she will be comfortable. Shoot, maybe I will even give her a pillow.
Okay, so miss apple is now laid face down on my kitchen counter....ah yes, so I start to remove all the tension from her body until I tell she is ready for something more. I lean down to kiss her neck, then her body....okay, okay, you get the idea. I give her various pleasures until she is completely satisfied, then lift her off the counter and carry her back to my bedroom. There we make sweet, sweet love until 3 AM....we fall asleep holding each other.
Saturday 10:30 AM
We arose from our slumber and share a whispered conversation. I fix her a bowl of Capt'n Crunch cereal (her favorite) and give her breakfast in bed. I go into the kitchen and pack a picnic basket. We share a nice shower (until the hot water runs out), get dressed and then (picnic basket in hand) we leave for an isolated spot down by the river. I tell her this is the spot I usually go to meditate and she agrees with how peaceful it is.
After soaking up some sun, I take her to the local amphitheater where they are having "Shakespeare in the Park" today. We catch "Julius Caesar" and have some fun, just holding hands and being an annoying couple. I can tell sex is on her mind but I just keep putting it off....letting her anticipation build. Eventually she grabs my crotch and whispers something in my ear. We immediately depart and she jumps me as soon as I unlock the door to my apartment. We are frantic and hungry, and end up fucking our brains out on the living room floor. I didn't even need my Viagra.
We eventually come back to reality. She goes into some rant that seems to be making light of how I seduced her with all this "classy stuff"....like the classical music and the Shakespease....so I cup my hands around her face and tell her to get dressed. She goes to the bedroom and picks some new clothes out of her suitcase, but each time she comes out I tell her she looks "too classy"....eventually she takes the hint and comes back into the living room looking as trashy as possible. I tell her that's perfect.
We go to see a minor league hockey game. I tell miss apple to keep her mouth closed, I don't want any of the locals to notice that both of us still have all of our teeth. We go "dutch" and buy two of the absolutely cheapest tickets. I make absolutely certain NOT to hold the door open for her as we walk into the arena. We each buy ourselves a plastic cup of lukewarm beer and go to enjoy the melee. We guzzle down about ten cups of beer and act like complete fools. During second intermission an extremely intoxicted miss apple starts flashing the crowd, which leads to us being escorted out of the building and told not to come back.
miss apple announces she is starving. We run to my car and race to the nearest McDonald's. I buy her a McFish Sandwich Meal with a Diet Coke while I get the McChicken Sandwich Meal with a Dr. Pepper. I start feeling her up as we wait at the drive-thru window. We speed off and she starts performing oral favors before we arrive at my apartment. We run up to my apartment and engage in the loudest quickie imaginable.
I return to the car to retrieve our bag of food while miss apple guzzles a couple of beers. We literally scarf down our meal while I discuss those "classy" comments she made earlier. Now she is fairly submissive and will be like putty in my hands. As soon as she finishes her McFish, I take her into the bathroom to clean her up. I put her in the bathtub and hold her legs open under the faucet. She starts making quite a commotion.
Ahem....I will post the full details at Literotica, but after her quick bath we engage in some hardcore rutting. The kind of sex where each of us end up with a dozen scratches or bruises the next day. Oh yeah, speaking of the next day....
Sunday 11 AM
I wake up and regretfully know I must get miss apple to the airport for her 2 PM flight. She looks so peaceful as she sleeps. Her clothes are strewn all over my apartment for some reason, so I gather up her stuff and then climb back into bed. I hold her close and say we must do this again soon. I let her take a shower and get dressed, and then we drive to the airport. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but I give her a kiss and send her back to Sydney.
THE END
Friday 4 PM
I arrive at the airport to pick her up. She is very tired and cranky from flying all the way from Sydney, so I drive her back to my apartment (which will be very clean and free of invading ferrets) so she can unwind with some quality pot. With her jetlag subdued, I tell her to get dressed because we are going to a nice restaurant. I escort her cross-town to The Outback Steakhouse so she feels at home. We share an "awesome blossom" as we toss back a few drinks. The mood is light and playful. I provide her with some scintillating conversation and she is really digging my style.
We return to my apartment and sit down on the couch I bought from Salvation Army. We continue to talk while enjoying a couple drinks. I start rubbing her feet and ankles, which she enjoys, so I offer to give her a full body massage. I light a few candles and clear all the junk off the big counter in the kitchen. I turn on the classical music radio station and unroll a sleeping bag on the counter so she will be comfortable.
Shoot, maybe I will even give her a pillow.Okay, so miss apple is now laid face down on my kitchen counter....ah yes, so I start to remove all the tension from her body until I tell she is ready for something more. I lean down to kiss her neck, then her body....okay, okay, you get the idea. I give her various pleasures until she is completely satisfied, then lift her off the counter and carry her back to my bedroom. There we make sweet, sweet love until 3 AM....we fall asleep holding each other.
Saturday 10:30 AM
We arose from our slumber and share a whispered conversation. I fix her a bowl of Capt'n Crunch cereal (her favorite) and give her breakfast in bed. I go into the kitchen and pack a picnic basket. We share a nice shower (until the hot water runs out), get dressed and then (picnic basket in hand) we leave for an isolated spot down by the river. I tell her this is the spot I usually go to meditate and she agrees with how peaceful it is.
After soaking up some sun, I take her to the local amphitheater where they are having "Shakespeare in the Park" today. We catch "Julius Caesar" and have some fun, just holding hands and being an annoying couple. I can tell sex is on her mind but I just keep putting it off....letting her anticipation build. Eventually she grabs my crotch and whispers something in my ear. We immediately depart and she jumps me as soon as I unlock the door to my apartment. We are frantic and hungry, and end up fucking our brains out on the living room floor. I didn't even need my Viagra.
We eventually come back to reality. She goes into some rant that seems to be making light of how I seduced her with all this "classy stuff"....like the classical music and the Shakespease....so I cup my hands around her face and tell her to get dressed. She goes to the bedroom and picks some new clothes out of her suitcase, but each time she comes out I tell her she looks "too classy"....eventually she takes the hint and comes back into the living room looking as trashy as possible. I tell her that's perfect.
We go to see a minor league hockey game. I tell miss apple to keep her mouth closed, I don't want any of the locals to notice that both of us still have all of our teeth.
We go "dutch" and buy two of the absolutely cheapest tickets. I make absolutely certain NOT to hold the door open for her as we walk into the arena. We each buy ourselves a plastic cup of lukewarm beer and go to enjoy the melee. We guzzle down about ten cups of beer and act like complete fools. During second intermission an extremely intoxicted miss apple starts flashing the crowd, which leads to us being escorted out of the building and told not to come back. miss apple announces she is starving. We run to my car and race to the nearest McDonald's. I buy her a McFish Sandwich Meal with a Diet Coke
while I get the McChicken Sandwich Meal with a Dr. Pepper. I start feeling her up as we wait at the drive-thru window. We speed off and she starts performing oral favors before we arrive at my apartment. We run up to my apartment and engage in the loudest quickie imaginable. I return to the car to retrieve our bag of food while miss apple guzzles a couple of beers. We literally scarf down our meal while I discuss those "classy" comments she made earlier. Now she is fairly submissive and will be like putty in my hands. As soon as she finishes her McFish, I take her into the bathroom to clean her up. I put her in the bathtub and hold her legs open under the faucet. She starts making quite a commotion.
Ahem....I will post the full details at Literotica, but after her quick bath we engage in some hardcore rutting. The kind of sex where each of us end up with a dozen scratches or bruises the next day.
Oh yeah, speaking of the next day....Sunday 11 AM
I wake up and regretfully know I must get miss apple to the airport for her 2 PM flight. She looks so peaceful as she sleeps. Her clothes are strewn all over my apartment for some reason, so I gather up her stuff and then climb back into bed. I hold her close and say we must do this again soon. I let her take a shower and get dressed, and then we drive to the airport. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but I give her a kiss and send her back to Sydney.
THE END
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PsychoKitten
Bluelight Crew
aww but what are you going to DO with me? Tell me... in detail :D
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miss apple
Bluelighter
erm. ok. that's kinda wierd.
faithfully dangerous
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take a bluelighter on an imaginary date v. BlueAdonis' sex-filled thread
take a bluelighter on an imaginary date!!! yup, spring is almost here and that means love is in the air
i miss the old thread. here it is.
so... where will your imaginations take you this time??
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take a bluelighter on an imaginary date!!! yup, spring is almost here and that means love is in the air
i miss the old thread. here it is.
so... where will your imaginations take you this time??
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::sighs and swoons to herself::
I would like to take my BL crush Brown Acid to a concert during a warm summer day and get him really high...thats all. Simple.
I'd also take LearnToSwim to the Sex Museum, which I know he wants to go to so bad...
I would like to take my BL crush Brown Acid to a concert during a warm summer day and get him really high...thats all. Simple.
I'd also take LearnToSwim to the Sex Museum, which I know he wants to go to so bad...
michael
Bluelight Crew
i just have to say that in the last thread, blue lava's date with blue adonis was just about the funniest post i ever read on bl.
Elle07
Bluelighter
Mr. Nash
we'd go to a nice dinner, me wearing a nice shirt and skirt, him wearing a nice slacks and a shirt that shows off his muscles...go to the beach afterward, not a soul there but us, let the waves tickle our toes, talk about growing up, music, just bullshit, get butterflies, and kiss
we'd go to a nice dinner, me wearing a nice shirt and skirt, him wearing a nice slacks and a shirt that shows off his muscles...go to the beach afterward, not a soul there but us, let the waves tickle our toes, talk about growing up, music, just bullshit, get butterflies, and kiss
i'll take out cool disco ed! (with my b/f's permission, of course )
Our night would start out with playing pool and having a few drinks at a fun place i know, just to break the ice. I'd let him win, of course Then I'd drive him to a park I know of where we would sit on the top of a hill on a blanket, drink Stewarts Orange Cream soda out of the bottles (try it if you have no idea what i'm talking about) while watching the sunset. I'd make sure to arrange some sort of a cd player so that i could put on some Tiesto or something else soothing and we'd feed each other exotic fruits dipped in chocolate and whipped cream with a little bit of wine.
Then we'd walk down to the swings, and he'd sit down, and i'd sit on his lap facing him... and we would swing, talk, laugh.... and if the stars were perfect, and the moment was right, we'd lay down in the thick, soft grass and ....
)Our night would start out with playing pool and having a few drinks at a fun place i know, just to break the ice. I'd let him win, of course
Then I'd drive him to a park I know of where we would sit on the top of a hill on a blanket, drink Stewarts Orange Cream soda out of the bottles (try it if you have no idea what i'm talking about) while watching the sunset. I'd make sure to arrange some sort of a cd player so that i could put on some Tiesto or something else soothing and we'd feed each other exotic fruits dipped in chocolate and whipped cream with a little bit of wine. Then we'd walk down to the swings, and he'd sit down, and i'd sit on his lap facing him... and we would swing, talk, laugh.... and if the stars were perfect, and the moment was right, we'd lay down in the thick, soft grass and ....
Mariposa
Bluelight Crew
I want to take Finder on a date because we are helping each other get thru some, cough, strange times right now.
To show my gratitude for him being such a good friend, I would invite him over for a big fat juicy steak (filet mignon, naturally), mashed potatoes and Coronas seasoned with the limes currently growing in my backyard. Of course, our friend Mary Jane would accompany us.
Then, we would go walk on the beach with a 6-pack and would end the night walking home to go smoke some more. The night would end most innocently as he is my little big brother and I don't think he would appreciate my taking advantage of him in his vulnerable state. :D
If he wanted, he could pass out on tbe futon completely shitfaced and I would make him French toast and mimosas in the morning after thoroughly smoking his ass under the table.
LMFAO :D
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To show my gratitude for him being such a good friend, I would invite him over for a big fat juicy steak (filet mignon, naturally), mashed potatoes and Coronas seasoned with the limes currently growing in my backyard.
Of course, our friend Mary Jane would accompany us.Then, we would go walk on the beach with a 6-pack and would end the night walking home to go smoke some more. The night would end most innocently as he is my little big brother and I don't think he would appreciate my taking advantage of him in his vulnerable state. :D
If he wanted, he could pass out on tbe futon completely shitfaced and I would make him French toast and mimosas in the morning after thoroughly smoking his ass under the table.
LMFAO :D
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