I'd take Blue Adonis on a date. First, I'd sit him down at the vanity mirror and give him a nice make over. I think I'd start with a thick cream base, brushing in some darker hues along the cheek bone, topping it off with some smoldering red lipstick. Then I'd put him in a pretty dress. Nothing too slutty, but something that would show a little cleavage. Then, we'd get in my car (I'd open the door for him because I'm a gentleman). Then, off to the finest resteraunt in Columbus (Mc'Donalds) where I'd buy him a #1 and a #6 just to show I'm not cheap. After an elegant meal we'd head out to the local karoke bar where we could co-sing that 60's classic by the Turtles 'Happy Together', "You and me, and me and you, no matter how they throw the dice, it had to be... you and me, and me and you so happy together" After some good laughs we'd go walking arm in arm along the streets of beautiful downtown Columbus stopping between parked cars and making out. I'd stop him and say "Now, now my young hussie, let's not make a specticle of ourselves." Then we'd head back to his place for a magical evening in the bedroom.
I LOVE YOU BLUE ADONIS!!!
*smootch smootch*