t7 stimulates clit?

[heroin_eater]

My ol'lady is way into freaky shit. A month ago she made me put some thick blotter on her retina- I told her they did it with very small doses of liquid in Nam (according to pa), but she was adament and I scratched her cornea. Anyway, now she's full of t7 and wants me to dice a pill and rub it into her box. I'm gonna use sugar, unless everyone thinks it's cool.
Peas,
H to the E

 

[CaucasianHomeboy]

your "old lady"?
wouldn't that be, um...your mom?
seriously though, i don't even know what to say....

 

[fairnymph]

CH...LOL!

 

[CaucasianHomeboy]

heh.

Why's no one posting? Shit its quiet tonight. I'm curious as to what somone who knows what they're talking about has to say to this fool about his kinky woman.

 

[djtonedeaf]

I smell a troll...but granted I've been real fucking paranoid about trolls lately...long story.

 

[Duotone]

A more effecient way to use the drug would involve anal entry. Since alot of people on this board are into pluging, I suggest dicing up said pill, sprinkle on your astroglide lubed dick, and let the assfucking begin. I highly recommend astroglide.

While you're pumping away, use your free hands to give her a light show. And for the finally I have two words for you, Dirty Sanchez.