Synthetic morphine sent to the wrong address

The Germans synthesized hydromorphone from morphine in 1924 - thirteen years before they developed methadone in 1937. They had synthesized hydrocodone in 1920, oxycodone in 1916, and oxymorphone before that in 1914. Many semi-synthetic derivatives of codeine and morphine were developed by the Germans in the late 1800's and early 1900's. The very first fully synthetic opioid, pethidine/meperidine (Demerol), was developed in Germany in 1932 by Otto Eislib. German scientists and pharmacists began playing around with morphine ever since it was first isolated from the opium poppy in 1804 by Friedrich Sertürner. Morphine was always the "gold standard" to the Germans, morphine was always their "darling" discovery, as it changed medicine and pharmacy forever. In 2004, they even celebrated morphine's 200th birthday/anniversary in Germany. I don't know where you got the idea that at the time of methadone's creation, hydromorphone was their "darling" creation. At the time (early 1900's), morphine was the most widely used/abused narcotic drug in Germany and all of Europe and the world, along with it's salt morphine diacetate (heroin). However, they needed improvements on both drugs, and the third, codeine.

All the new drugs they made like hydrocodone, hydromorphone, and oxycodone, etc were an attempt at improving on morphine/heroin and codeine. This was achieved, as the new drugs didn't have the side effect profile of heroin/morphine. They were less prone to cause sedation, respiratory depression, constipation, histamine-related effects, and this included euphoria aswell, etc. At the time, they believed that they were also less addictive - which to this day is arguably true as studies have shown addicts preference for morphine over the the rest.

Codeine was isolated by the French later in 1832.

in my post i said dilaudid. I meant to say Demerol. Im sorry about that, 90% of the time when Im typin here on BL I got my baby in my lap and he can be a little distracting.;) I obviously know the difference between demerol and dilaudid, it was a 'brain fart' situation.

replace dilaudid with demerol and my post still stands tho. Look up the wikipedia article on methadone if you got any questions about it. :)
 
The Germans synthesized hydromorphone from morphine in 1924 - thirteen years before they developed methadone in 1937. They had synthesized hydrocodone in 1920, oxycodone in 1916, and oxymorphone before that in 1914. Many semi-synthetic derivatives of codeine and morphine were developed by the Germans in the late 1800's and early 1900's. The very first fully synthetic opioid, pethidine/meperidine (Demerol), was developed in Germany in 1932 by Otto Eislib. German scientists and pharmacists began playing around with morphine ever since it was first isolated from the opium poppy in 1804 by Friedrich Sertürner. Morphine was always the "gold standard" to the Germans, morphine was always their "darling" discovery, as it changed medicine and pharmacy forever. In 2004, they even celebrated morphine's 200th birthday/anniversary in Germany. I don't know where you got the idea that at the time of methadone's creation, hydromorphone was their "darling" creation. At the time (early 1900's), morphine was the most widely used/abused narcotic drug in Germany and all of Europe and the world, along with it's salt morphine diacetate (heroin). However, they needed improvements on both drugs, and the third, codeine.

All the new drugs they made like hydrocodone, hydromorphone, and oxycodone, etc were an attempt at improving on morphine/heroin and codeine. This was achieved, as the new drugs didn't have the side effect profile of heroin/morphine. They were less prone to cause sedation, respiratory depression, constipation, histamine-related effects, and this included euphoria aswell, etc. At the time, they believed that they were also less addictive - which to this day is arguably true as studies have shown addicts preference for morphine over the the rest.

Codeine was isolated by the French later in 1832.

I wasn't aware that the Germans were the creators/discoverers of all these lovely chemicals...
 
in my post i said dilaudid. I meant to say Demerol. Im sorry about that, 90% of the time when Im typin here on BL I got my baby in my lap and he can be a little distracting.;) I obviously know the difference between demerol and dilaudid, it was a 'brain fart' situation.

replace dilaudid with demerol and my post still stands tho. Look up the wikipedia article on methadone if you got any questions about it. :)

No, I know methadone wasn't created because of a shortage. At the time, Germans had all the opioids (they invented virtually all of them) and had plenty of morphine. I just had a problem with you saying that Demerol was their new "darling" creation. When pethidine was synthesized, it was supposed to be an antispasmodic.

Morphine was always their "darling" and that never wavered. It was something to brag about because the Germans changed medicine and history forever with the isolation of morphine in 1804. However, German scientists, doctors, and pharmacists knew that improvements can be made to morphine and all of it's salts. As morphine was highly addictive and had a very intense side effect profile - heavy sedation, respiratory depression, constipation, bradycardia, euphoria, nausea, etc.

So they made drugs with a lower side effect profile - oxycodone, oxymorphone, hydrocodone, hydromorphone - these were all improvements on morphine sulfate and morphine diacetate (heroin) as ALL their side effects were less intense in equianalgesic doses, everything from constipation to euphoria. They were also less addictive, which to this day is arguably true as per studies.

I wasn't aware that the Germans were the creators/discoverers of all these lovely chemicals...

Oh yes, my forebears were the ones who created all the goodies we all enjoy today.
 
^You should be proud, opiate painkillers have forever changed medicine and by extension of that, human history.

I'm very proud of the fact. Not only did they discover morphine in 1804 and synthesized countless semi-synthetics and full synthetics, but Germans also synthesized amphetamine (not methamphetamine, though) and they created the barbiturates. Barbituric acid was first synthesized on December 6, 1864, by German researcher Adolf von Baeyer. Upon that they created countless barbiturates - everything from amobarbital, secobarbital, pentobarbital, thiopental to phenobarbital. All of them were German made.

Benzodiazepines, chlordiazepoxide (the very first one) and diazepam (the second one) were invented by an Austrian (we are one people, Austrians and Germans) named Leo Sternbach. Then Japan got into the mix and invented some, later the US also got into it. But Austria was first to invent benzodiazepines - at least the first few in order: chlordiazepoxide, diazepam, oxazepam, nitrazepam, and temazepam.
 
I can make a gigantic list of recreational drugs invented by the Germans. MDMA was another one. It was synthesized in 1912 by Anton Köllisch.
 
Am I the only one that thinks this guy is a fuckin asshole for openin somebody elses mail? That sounds like some crack head shit, roll out to the suburbs and jack peoples packages off rich mufuckers porches.

I mean obviously the fuckin name on it wasn't his, they should be chargin this mufucker for tamperin with the fuckin mail when you get somebody elses mail you don't just fuckin bust it open like "better see if this is valuable before I decide to keep it or take it to the post office"
 
As a Jew, I can't help but hate the Germans even more for inventing the diabolical drugs I am addicted to.
 
^These same drugs are used by millions of people for pain and other uses, MDMA has countless uses that are anything but bad, both recreational and medical.

I don't think you can blame a group of people (the Germans) for you being addicted to drugs.

I don't blame the creators of any of the drugs that I use/abuse for my use/abuse, I blame myself and maybe outside circumstances beyond my control, but certainly not the people who made the drug in the first place.
 
Am I the only one that thinks this guy is a fuckin asshole for openin somebody elses mail? That sounds like some crack head shit, roll out to the suburbs and jack peoples packages off rich mufuckers porches.

I mean obviously the fuckin name on it wasn't his, they should be chargin this mufucker for tamperin with the fuckin mail when you get somebody elses mail you don't just fuckin bust it open like "better see if this is valuable before I decide to keep it or take it to the post office"

I'm with you on this one man. If you went through enough people's mail, you would eventually find drugs, money, personal information, etc. Which I'm pretty sure was that guy's intention.

It is an automatic federal offense to tamper with mail in the United States. I bet the guy won't get charged at all, though.
 
LOL
I'm glad some people noticed my comment.

It was obviously a joke though, or if not obvious, WELL IT WAS!! SURPRISE!!! Germans are just very Efficient Engineers, they invent all sorts of diabolical contraptions that hurt but also help. Usually hurt though, but it's not their fault, it's Hitler's.
 
As a Jew, I can't help but hate the Germans even more for inventing the diabolical drugs I am addicted to.

Your own hatred is doing much more damage to yourself than any drugs that you have become addicted to.
Your small-mindedness at hating an entire country of people due to what a few chemists in that country did is certainly damaging as well.
Your lack of responsibility, seen both by the facts that you blame others for your addictions and because you claim not to have responsibility for hating ("can't help but hate"), is also very damaging.

Overall, I feel very sorry for you.:(
You are killing yourself through your attitudes and beliefs.

edit: I was very relieved to know that you were joking.
It wasn't clear to me (or, apparently, to many other people) from your original post.
On the internet, it is very hard to read sarcasm and other emotions, including humor, so please take care to be clear when you are joking!
 
I am joking
But don't stop feeling sorry for me!! It gives me special powers, all the pity that I collect with my flagrant misery.
 
Not for nothin yall, but i dont know how you could read somethin like he said without thinking its a joke. I never thought it was nothin BUT a joke. :\

Anyways.....
 
I love being German. Hell i even only own VW's lol. I didnt know they created all those different drugs that i have liked quite a bit. :) I wish there was more chemists creating new fun opiods and benzos.
 
Hitler had doctors that would shoot him up with an amphetamine cocktail & with that said, the Germans know their shit when it comes to narcotics.
 
If you are buying pills/drugs from other countries and they get caught in customs the Department of Homeland Security mails you a letter saying it was seized and if you want to fight to keep your package to call them. Obviously it is in your best interests to simply take the loss.


Wow, I figured that would have you waking up to a flashbang followed by a stripsearch gangbang lol, might try one of those venders I've had my eye on one in particular...
 
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