Sweet & Sour (criticism welcome)

[ForEverAfter]

I like sweet girls
like Lenny likes rabbits
neither mouse nor man, I am
I take wholesome things
and squash them in the ground

I’m Midas on the dating scene
if gold equates to shit
I offer the first hit
convince them to devolve
from complicit to illicit

until I get bored
and discard the waste
leaving flowers in the dirt
torn petal, no shirt
tainted and, therefore, valueless