Sweet P's Drug Dictionary

Addiction: When you can quit a drug whenever you want, but only after one more hit...

Alcohol: The cause of, and the temporary solution to, many of life's problems.

Benzodiazepines: Sedatives that relax you to the point of spilling all your dirty little secrets to the people around you.

Ecstasy: A party drug that makes you dance like an idiot and cuddle total strangers.

Marijuana: A plant that, when smoked, will cause you to find hilarity in the smallest things - or just zone out for a while.

Methamphetamine: A stimulant that gives you supernatural powers to clean the house and pick bugs out of your skin.

Opiates: The antidote to real life.

Tolerance: When the fucking things don't work any more.

Withdrawals: The result of using too many drugs, cured by using even more drugs.
 
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