I've been a cranky motherfucker lately, but there's nothing like a survey to make you feel better. Here's hoping at least.
(stolen from a_c's post, hence the lack of capitalization
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my name is: Dave
this morning i was: Way too fucking tired
im afraid of: People, mostly.
i dream about: "Meatball subs; all you can eat for two dollars!"
Seriously, just having someone that I can love, who loves me back. For once.
Have You Ever…
pictured your crush naked?: Daily.
been in love: No
cried when someone died: Yes.
lied: When I was quite young I was a pathological liar, but now I hate falsehood and try to be as honest and candid as possible.
flowers or candy: If candy = chocolate, then candy; else flowers (preferably living ones planted in dirt)
scruff or clean shaven: I can pull off both, but the latter seems to get better feedback.
tall or short: I'm on the tall end of average, around 192 cm. I seem to prefer smaller ladies though.
With The Opposite Sex…
what do you notice first?: Eyes/lips/teeth
last person you slow danced with: No idea, as it was probably over a decade ago.
worst question to ask: I'm not to sure about this one. Either way, people generally don't ask me about myself-- which is why I like surveys
Who…
makes you laugh the most?: My best friend's wife. She's an absolute riot.
makes you smile: My crush.
gives you a funny feeling when you see them: See above.
is easier talk to: boys or girls?: Depends.
Do You Ever…
sit on the internet waiting for someone special to IM you?: No. Sitting on the internet should be its own reward.
save AIM conversations?: Is saved by default by my IM client
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: If it could be done reversibly (and completely, rather than current gender reassignment), in a second. If it was one way but 100%, probably.
cry because of something someone has said: Not cry, but I can get upset pretty easily at times.
pray?: Not since I didn't get that Lamborghini in 4th grade.
Have You Ever…
fallen for your best friend?: Nope.
rejected someone: Once. She was a creeper, and a fundie.
cheated on someone: No, and I never would.
been cheated on: Yes
done something you regretted: Of course. Nearly daily.
wanted to die: Yup.
Who Was The Last Person…
you talked to on the phone: My mum I think. I avoid phones like the plague, and generally stick to texting.
hugged: Best friend's wife.
you instant messaged: Don't recall; I don't use IM all that much, unless texting counts.
you laughed with: A circle of close friends, including my Best Friend's Wife.
Do You…
color your hair: Normally no. But I'm doing a hair modelling gig at a trade show this weekend, which involved getting a (free) very expensive dye job. The last time that I dyed it before that was probably 1998.
ever get off the computer: When I'm not at work or home, or when I'm asleep. Otherwise I'll at least have it on to play music (monitor off of course).
habla espanol: Non, mais je parle Francais.
sprechen sie deutsches: Eine kliene bissien.
fight with your parents: Not really, although I do ration my time with them.
have friends you’ve lost touch with: Of course
feel happy?: I have my moments. Right now, not really.
wish you could fly away.. far, far away?: Yes. I'm mulling over selling my place and disappearing for six months.
believe in God?: No
could you live without the computer?: Yes, but I'd have a tough time communicating with people.
what’s your favorite candy?: Chocolate of any form, as long as it is of decent quality.
whats your favorite fruit?: Fresh pineapple
sunrise or sunset?: Sunrise is hopeful, sunset is peaceful/mournful. Both are of equal beauty.
what hurts the most? Emotional.
trust others way too easily?: Generally not, although I let people hurt me too easily.
are your fingers cold?: Generally not.
coke or pepsi: Neither. I haven't had any of that toxic filth for years.
Final Questions…
I want: something?
I wish: I had better social facility.
I love: Cooking, reading, learning, relaxation, music, art, and life.
I miss: Feeling connected to people.
I fear: Covered above, like the second question. Who wrote this survey?
I hear: My computer fan, and the upstairs neighbours having guests over.
I smell: Very little. My sense of smell, while recovering somewhat, is still pretty weak.
I wonder: If I'll ever feel comfortable.
(stolen from a_c's post, hence the lack of capitalization
)my name is: Dave
this morning i was: Way too fucking tired
im afraid of: People, mostly.
i dream about: "Meatball subs; all you can eat for two dollars!"
Seriously, just having someone that I can love, who loves me back. For once.
Have You Ever…
pictured your crush naked?: Daily.
been in love: No
cried when someone died: Yes.
lied: When I was quite young I was a pathological liar, but now I hate falsehood and try to be as honest and candid as possible.
flowers or candy: If candy = chocolate, then candy; else flowers (preferably living ones planted in dirt)
scruff or clean shaven: I can pull off both, but the latter seems to get better feedback.
tall or short: I'm on the tall end of average, around 192 cm. I seem to prefer smaller ladies though.
With The Opposite Sex…
what do you notice first?: Eyes/lips/teeth
last person you slow danced with: No idea, as it was probably over a decade ago.
worst question to ask: I'm not to sure about this one. Either way, people generally don't ask me about myself-- which is why I like surveys
Who…
makes you laugh the most?: My best friend's wife. She's an absolute riot.
makes you smile: My crush.
gives you a funny feeling when you see them: See above.
is easier talk to: boys or girls?: Depends.
Do You Ever…
sit on the internet waiting for someone special to IM you?: No. Sitting on the internet should be its own reward.
save AIM conversations?: Is saved by default by my IM client
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: If it could be done reversibly (and completely, rather than current gender reassignment), in a second. If it was one way but 100%, probably.
cry because of something someone has said: Not cry, but I can get upset pretty easily at times.
pray?: Not since I didn't get that Lamborghini in 4th grade.
Have You Ever…
fallen for your best friend?: Nope.
rejected someone: Once. She was a creeper, and a fundie.
cheated on someone: No, and I never would.
been cheated on: Yes
done something you regretted: Of course. Nearly daily.
wanted to die: Yup.
Who Was The Last Person…
you talked to on the phone: My mum I think. I avoid phones like the plague, and generally stick to texting.
hugged: Best friend's wife.
you instant messaged: Don't recall; I don't use IM all that much, unless texting counts.
you laughed with: A circle of close friends, including my Best Friend's Wife.
Do You…
color your hair: Normally no. But I'm doing a hair modelling gig at a trade show this weekend, which involved getting a (free) very expensive dye job. The last time that I dyed it before that was probably 1998.
ever get off the computer: When I'm not at work or home, or when I'm asleep. Otherwise I'll at least have it on to play music (monitor off of course).
habla espanol: Non, mais je parle Francais.
sprechen sie deutsches: Eine kliene bissien.
fight with your parents: Not really, although I do ration my time with them.
have friends you’ve lost touch with: Of course
feel happy?: I have my moments. Right now, not really.
wish you could fly away.. far, far away?: Yes. I'm mulling over selling my place and disappearing for six months.
believe in God?: No
could you live without the computer?: Yes, but I'd have a tough time communicating with people.
what’s your favorite candy?: Chocolate of any form, as long as it is of decent quality.
whats your favorite fruit?: Fresh pineapple
sunrise or sunset?: Sunrise is hopeful, sunset is peaceful/mournful. Both are of equal beauty.
what hurts the most? Emotional.
trust others way too easily?: Generally not, although I let people hurt me too easily.
are your fingers cold?: Generally not.
coke or pepsi: Neither. I haven't had any of that toxic filth for years.
Final Questions…
I want: something?
I wish: I had better social facility.
I love: Cooking, reading, learning, relaxation, music, art, and life.
I miss: Feeling connected to people.
I fear: Covered above, like the second question. Who wrote this survey?
I hear: My computer fan, and the upstairs neighbours having guests over.
I smell: Very little. My sense of smell, while recovering somewhat, is still pretty weak.
I wonder: If I'll ever feel comfortable.
