Sunday 10th January Camping - A wee story

Had a very good weekend. Went camping which I was a bit sceptical about:

Me Josh Danny Kai and Kyle were all going with 2 crates of beer, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of cactus jacks and a bottle of Morgans spice. Got dropped off at the end of Josh's drive and him and kyle were already waiting there luckily. I had thoughts of going head first into a big freezing tent and a slightly awkward yet civilised night with smoke and drink. God was I wrong. Josh's Dad's car came just as my mother left, we headed in. Got to his house instead of the tent which was nice and sat in his room while we sorted everything out. I was making half decent conversation with everyone but I couldn't quite commit to it, I thought the whole night would be this some what enjoyable chatter. We rolled a decent joint with some of the 2g I had bought and sat in his conservatory munching that and smoking. By this point conversation flowed a little better and I was enjoying myself. I was quite fried by the end of it but still completely normal to everyone else. We messed about a bit and then finally got driven down to the tent. It was pretty small for an 8 man tent but it looked nice. Josh's Dad left us with the very important message

"Drink. Slow"

which put me into a cautious and very beneficial headspace for the entire ordeal.

We start drinking the cactus jacks and the vodka, listening to my speaker, we all rave for about 20 mins, mainly to this one song I found which is by far the most enjoyed song by everyone who ever hears it I have ever heard. I felt empowered to be the only person who knew the name of this song considering how much every body loves it. Seeing peoples face's change to the song is insane.

Now Daniel is drunk. After finishing a bottle of vodka straight, most of it to him he has changed from his usual quiet self to this kid who wont shut up. Instead of constantly referring to how much he didn't shut the fuck up Ill just get it over with now. His favourite phrase was '24/7' he used it on hundreds of sentences through out the night in a series of idiotic phrases: 'Imma fuck yer mums clitoris 24/7' Or 'Imma open this beer 24/7' which I found really funny but no-one else picked up on. He constantly wanted hugs and handshakes and was on the verge of crying a lot.

So we are all drunk, I think this is when we rolled a joint but I dont even know if we did everything got lost in about 30 mins and it was really messy.The whole night is a blur from here on but I remember the following things:

Sitting in a single part of the tent with Josh, secretly smoking a joint without anyone knowing. They were all too damn drunk.

Being extremely hot and constantly out of breath and having to go outside the tent to cool down.

Having a very very long competitive/play fight, mainly with Kai, lasted at least 30 minutes, was brilliant.

Hallucinating after taking hits from a vaporiser for the first time, Being outside, watching everyone run around screaming, blazing drunk, cans bottles and random shit lying all over the place. The scene was pure beautiful chaos. Then Danny started going weird. His face became a bright white mask that smiled as he danced that flashed and moved away and towards his face slowly. Weird yet very fun, was not scary at all.

There was a hunt for items. Any material object was a prize and of use. Batteries for the torch, skins lighters phone etc. It was like a mystery game where items are used to solve a puzzle I was playing with myself. I remember having 2 batteries and skins in the prime of the game.

Somewhere between all this happening everyone went to bed, meaning to sleep then 20 seconds later someone screams and everyone gets all hyped up again.

After getting some sleep, we all wake up in the freezing cold, around 4 in the morning and very grumpy. We sorted some shit out, found some shoes for a few mins then lost them again, and deciding we needed a plan. One half of the tent was fucked, collapsed full of water and wet covers covered in drink but the other half was fine. We co-operated, and everyone managed to get some covers and some room, ever if it was a little squished and we got some surprisingly good quality sleep.

Woke up, had some morgans then Josh's dad came at the perfect time. Everyone seemed pretty eager to tell him about the night and we went back to his and got a big breakfast made. We smoked a joint with what was left of my 2g and after a while Daniel Josh and Kyle all went home. I was meant to go home to meet people but didn't in the end and stayed the night at Josh's.

His house is very functional for any home, everything was new stylish and clean, the place was organised and the cleanliness was maintained. Not really sure what we did all day but later at night his dad walked in and passed us around 0.7, maybe more. We rolled it into a 5 skinner and played some xbox, we would light it later. Had a good speak with his parents about a range of things, they like me and Its good to talk to them. After smoking that much I was immobilised. I was also twitching pretty violently which wasn't that great. I was honestly higher than I wanted to be, have to remember that in the future. Slept well and smoked nothing the next day, went home, chilled and wrote this.

I am glad I did this, was very different from smoking weed in shitty flats in Hilton.
 
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