Summer xxxmas(funny and odd)

[Frosty da snowman]

Blue hair bright eyes and a pink smile
Stripers delight and candy canes
My new Christmas wish
Santa’s on vacation and some weird bastard taken the reindeer’s reigns
Rudolph on the beach
The newest drink with a cherry, just like a big ass glowing nose
Palm trees strung up in neon
Stalkings filled with freshly shaven legs
Breasts like sugar plums dancing through dreams
Tinsel like clothing threatening to burst at the seams
Lists checked thrice for naughtiness
You better get started
Pumping music and orgasms have replaced the carols
Carolers drop to their knees after ringing your bell
Give them a few minutes and you’ll be sinning the first noel
Hymns and hummers wreaths of cock rings and wrapped rubber dildoes
Who needs a fruit cake when you can suck some toes
Eggnog, cum, brandy and beer I love summer Christmas cheer

 

[nephil]

i like this.
very unique way to compare 2 opposites!