Suck my peepee redcoats!

[Pharcyde]

AMERlCA!!!!

 

[CosmicG]

 

[Sadie]

From an American to an American SUCK MY IMAGINARY DICK ( when did this turn into the lounge? )

 

[bums alt]

 

[Don Luigi]

 

[zephyr]

Pee pee? Who calls their dick pee pee?

 

[Don Luigi]

Maybe he means peepee as in 'pish'. As in the sum total of modern American culture

 

[spacejunk]

Oh come now, let's be fair.

American culture might be vacuous garbage, but it is incredibly voluminous.

Gawd bless y'all. Have a nice day!

 

[Don Luigi]

The USA - Full of shite with room for plenty more :D

 

[Bill]

Smug grin looming

You know what, fuck tea and that bull shit ass tax you tried to slip on us
CLEVELAND, USA

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

 

[Don Luigi]

You know what, fuck tea and that bull shit ass tax you tried to slip on us
CLEVELAND, USA

Funnily enough, you may soon have a bull shit ass tax in the states in response to methane emissions from livestock %)

 

[One Thousand Words]

A tax on cattle probably would have saved 70% of Brtains eventually surcoming to the dormat Mad Cow Disease ttytt

 

[Don Luigi]

A tax on cattle probably would have saved 70% of Brtains eventually surcoming to the dormat Mad Cow Disease ttytt

Then maybe we wouldn't have Geordie Shore or TOWIE.

Ah, hindsight

 

[curious_24]

Once again, the overly vocal minority do their very best to show up their countrymen. It's as though they don't even see how embarrassingly cringworthy the OTC patriotism is.

 

[Josh]

Is this something to do with Butlins?

 

[steewith2ees]

Once again, the overly vocal minority do their very best to show up their countrymen. It's as though they don't even see how embarrassingly cringworthy the OTC patriotism is.

I didn't think you could get US patriotism OTC - I thought it was all produced in clandestine labs in motor - homes that occasionally blow up if you overcook it.

 

[spacejunk]

Its some display of patriotism over some shit a bunch of churchie squatters did centuries ago.

At least you brits have a relevant discussion about nationhood and what that means.

Yankee doodles can shoot the shit about "freedom" all they like - but the US prison population (is it still the biggest in the world? Most imprisoned people ever in human history?) doesn't seem so free.

But it's not like anyone on bluelight has ever been to - or faced - imprisonment. I'm sure that only happens to bad people.

Freedom, fuck yeah! Let's go make some ISIS!

 

[steewith2ees]

Is ISIS available OTC or do you need a prescription for it? Trying to produce it illegally would more than likely equal the incendiary results that I have referred to by the uncontrolled and dangerous synthesis of national pride that the toothless hicks that live on the swamps try to make.

 

[spacejunk]

I think they sell fake (or at least a bad approximation of) ISIS in certain sensationalist tabloids - and Faux News - but i don't think we can mention sources can we?