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Style Warz - what clobber you after v2 where's Westwood??

i'll spank your mothers arse with them you ginger wig wearing melon fucker
 
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Old skool i'nerd classic from 1999

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Booze, an overactive libido and desperation after I was a few weeks into a one year contract in a predominantly Muslim country. The 2oz of extremely potent amphetamine I'd taken with me didn't help matters. :o
 
You took 2oz of amphetamine to Turkey? You must have an asshole the size of a dohnut. Also midnight express? Madness!
 
And an oz of weed, my mate brought another 2oz weed and an oz of speed out for me when he came out to visit me 3 months later, as I was waiting in arrivals for him he started dicking about with his shoe laces, his 2oz of bud had worked its way down his trouser leg through the immigration process, and had just fallen down to his ankle as he came into Arrivals.

I never did find good speed in Turkey, but managed to get excellent hash connections, there's a lot of it goes on...the police don't like to harass foreigners if they can help it, except for the time I was arrested for running a brothel (not true, and I was released the same day, thank fuck)....
 
You've been trying to pimp your wife out to Dan for years tho. Accusations of brothel running are probably par for the course ;p



Was the brothel accusation a result/misunderstanding regarding the porn star you said you were shagging for a bit?
 
Tell the brothel story MM and have you got any pics of this Turkish porn star you were pumping or even her name so we can check out her videos on Youporn?
 
Mailmonkey said:
lol, what size are you? I get a new pair from work every 6 months, got about 4 pairs, only wear them now and then for rock fishing, or walking on the moor...too heavy for work...we get a pair of Cat trainers every 6 months too, i wear them instead...

If you're a size 10 you can have a pair of hardly worn Cats, or DM's (we get a choice) for the cost of postage.
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You lucky b'stard. The last pair of cats were size 11,but they vary in style. I've got a couple of cheapo steelies for student mugging,so it's all good. When i'm fit for work 8( 8( i wanna be a postman.
 
Between MailMonkey's posts & speaking to my mate who's a postman, I want to be a posty too. Nowhere near fit enough right now though, if I ever start doing some exercise I think I'll apply. Sounds like a pretty cooshty job, at least there's no cunt hassling you or watching over you for most of your day.
 
Every cunt should be a postie. You'll either love it, or you'll leave in the first week.

And, to get back on topic, we get loads of uniform, nice clobber some of it too.
 
Well I hated doing the paper rounds as a kid so I reckon the job as a postie is out for me.
 
@ PTCH: I thought working for anyone but yourself was a mugs game? You agreed with your bromance pal Bluntsie about that.
As a duty to our lost comrade MSBlunts, since he wont be here (for the next 2 years) I think it only appropriate to express disappointment you aren't going to go it alone, now you're free from the shackles of gvnt slavery

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Posties and librarians assistants are where it's at jobwise
 
Are you talking to me? If you are, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
Your post was directly below mines and didn't contain the @PTCH bit to begin with. No one said anything about you fancying me you rancid old witch.
 
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