Stupid Things That You Found Hillarious on Psychs.

[Spliff Politics]

Was doing a test in school and then decided to write 'Peado ' on the table with an arrow pointing toward my friend. Needless to say, was kicked out 5 minutes later for laughing too much

 

[pharmakos]

un-safety pins, which we "invented" whilst tripping hilariously on Liberty Caps. Can you imagine the production line guy who's job it is to make sure the products are suitably unsafe..? We had a vision of this poor fucker, fingers covered in blood-soaked plaster's going, "ouch... OW! Ouch, yup, all these are fine. Ouch! Yup! Ow!" Lol

i am tripping right now, and LOL

 

[Si Dread]

Ah... my day is complete now, if i have amused a triphead Have a cracking evening

Another time, we'd been out all night raving & at about 8am, instead of necking a valium & going to bed we done a handful of mushrooms & watched some live MotoGP motorcycle racing on British Eurosport. At one point some guy almost crashed BADLY, only just held onto the bike in a corner when it tried to high-side him. He seriously SKILLED is holding this bike on the track, & the commentator goes... "sheeeeesh, that was a sphincter threatening moment..." & Oh my fucking God we just FELL ABOUT the house for about an hour Laughing & laughing & laughing! +D

 

[Si Dread]

My gf just texted me warning me that the music at her sisters end of term party might be a bit shit. So I texted back that if the music is truly unbearable, I'll have to ingest a deleriant to compensate & her sister might notice. Her sister knows NOTHING of our recreational activities by the way.

So she replies with, "mmm that sounds about as much fun as plugging an irritant" Hahahaha she is nuts...

We're both minxing tonight, by the way... Minx is our term for mxe, methoxetamine. & yes, typing is interestingly difficult. Sentences require much editting Lol

 

[pharmakos]

My gf just texted me warning me that the music at her sisters end of term party might be a bit shit. So I texted back that if the music is truly unbearable, I'll have to ingest a deleriant to compensate & her sister might notice. Her sister knows NOTHING of our recreational activities by the way.

So she replies with, "mmm that sounds about as much fun as plugging an irritant" Hahahaha she is nuts...

We're both minxing tonight, by the way... Minx is our term for mxe, methoxetamine. & yes, typing is interestingly difficult. Sentences require much editting Lol

i wish i had a minx to minx with

oh and p.s. i would rather plug an irritant than take a deliriant at a graduation party

 

[Fuk4abuk1023]

I was tripping one shrooms when I found a toad and the toad pissed on me...........
Funny thing is, it happened a second time! While I was tripping on shrooms again!!

So now whenever I see a toad I pick it up... If it pees on me then I know that I need to eat some shrooms that day.

 

[Delsyd]

I find peoples faces hilarious. Talking to people gets really awkward when i start focusing on how deformed they look.

Haha I feel ya there.

As I've mentioned on this forum at times, when I first started eating LSD I was somewhat notorious for getting in an acid loop where I would begin laughing at something, forget what I'm laughing at and begin laughing at the fact that I'm laughing, and then eventually I would just start to feel like a maniac and begin to suspect that I had gone insane. :D

Ive had a similar thing happen. My best LSD trip ever, and one of my firsts. I was laughing over nothing hysterically and tears started pooring out of my eyes. At one point i forgot i was laughing and thought i was crying so i started to really cry. But i didnt know why i was crying so i started laughing about it. At some point i realized i was laughing and crying because i was ecstatic and started having some sort of cosmic unity.
And thats how my love affair with psychedelics started.

 

[sheekle]

Whenever I'm on acid i have like visiions of the good of the world and how the world should be and shit. It makes me feel like a gigglemeister. That's all i can really do to explain my thoughts. I just feel like every body should be jumping for joy and shit, i mean this is LIFE and it's BEAUTIFUl lol

 

[Big)Sky]

The fact my roommate looks and sounds like will farrel.

 

[highhooked]

My brother fell off of a stool while we were tripping...its was an honest mistake and may have still been funny if sober but mannn were we fucking shitting ourselves when that happened.

 

[laugh]

the human race

 

[Psyke]

Humans look like they evolved from pigs !

 

[Thorns Have Roses]

Humans look like they evolved from pigs !

Were you reading Animal Farm when you came up with this?

 

[ahkwa]

Well im sure most psych users get the little suns around lights, well Monday i did 20 grams morning glory cold water extraction all the streetlights had huge trails that looked like shurikens oh and that night i had a bag of gummy bears and i found a really tiny one and we couldn't figure out how the gummy bear machine made a tiny one lmao

 

[StonedNative]

Hahahaha ^^

 

[Neenyo]

I was coming down from a shroom trip and I had just smoked a bowl to calm down a bit, and I turned on SNL. While high and trippin it was extremely hilarious. There was this one chubby black guy on there and he just looked and sounded so damn hilarious everytime I looked at him I would burst out laughing.

 

[StonedNative]

Bubbles on Trailer Park boys is THE funniest thing I've ever seen on shrooms. "I can't deal with this small-time crime shit anymore Ricky" hahahahaha. Memories.

 

[ahkwa]

^^^^^^^^^^ for the win

 

[Warped Reality]

I was tripping at a festival, jammin to some guy that was playing some crazy tunes, and out of nowheres, a drunk lad comes in, runs on the stage, and smashes a live lobster on the guys setup.

Needless to say, it was very sad because the guy ruined his EXPENSIVE setup, and his computer, but god damn was it ever hilarious at the same time.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. Seriously, I nearly puked about 5 times because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. Not because of the guy losing his equipment, but because the guy some how got a LIVE lobster into the festival, and SMASHED it on the guys equipment.

Nobody knows how he got the lobster there.

 

[Warped Reality]

Bubbles on Trailer Park boys is THE funniest thing I've ever seen on shrooms. "I can't deal with this small-time crime shit anymore Ricky" hahahahaha. Memories.

Fuck yeah Bubbles! I've partied with him a few times haha, he's from the same city as me!