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Stupid Things That You Found Hillarious on Psychs.

StonedNative

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My favorite is a tie between either the phrase "I smoke pot" (for some reason this was hysterically funny, hence the title of the post lol) or my quote on my personal page. I and my friend A were on shrooms and waiting for them to fully kick in, I said, "I'm just going to wait for them to fully kick in", A replied with "Well I'm just gonna smoke a big bowl." This, too, was hillarious.

So what are your favorites fellow Bluelighters?
 
chaos_destroy said:
I always love laughing at the fact your laughing. its a vicious circle.
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Haha I feel ya there.

As I've mentioned on this forum at times, when I first started eating LSD I was somewhat notorious for getting in an acid loop where I would begin laughing at something, forget what I'm laughing at and begin laughing at the fact that I'm laughing, and then eventually I would just start to feel like a maniac and begin to suspect that I had gone insane. :D
 
^LOL, walking is pretty goofy.

I also always get weirded out by arms.

I mean, wtf are you supposed to do with these things when you're not using them? Just kinda let 'em dangle or wat...? @_@
 
Orgasms. There were times I came really hard having sex on acid and then just bust out laughing and found it hard to stop. I mean, what a bizarre freaky unlikely thing, this sequence of spastic twitchy convulsive events, the um squirting element... it just all seems so weird, and yet it feels like the most intensely good sensation in the universe. WHY? WHAT exactly IS the feeling that feels so good? There is no way to explain why, it just does. It is a purely inexplicable inner subjective feeling accompanied by all these slapstick things going on in the physical body that evolution has programmed us with for obvious reasons, but it's all extremely absurd when thought about in the right frame of mind.
 
Roger&Me said:
I also always get weirded out by arms.

I mean, wtf are you supposed to do with these things when you're not using them? Just kinda let 'em dangle or wat...? @_@
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Once, during a strong mushroom trip, while watching my friend put on makeup, I started thinking about her arms and hands. In my mind, her arms and hands were independent workers/helpers, not part of her body. They read her mind and obediently, they did what was asked of them. Man I guess I was really gone. lol

Once I saw a guy, must of been 400lbs riding a ninja 250. I was laughing so hard I almost passed out. He hit a bump and almost lost it, I almost pissed my pants.
 
one night when me and a couple friends were tripping off of 2cp and my one friend threw up this black shit right. so me and him went over to the bathroom to sit in case he had to throw up again and we looked back through the door and our other friend is just rolling around on the bed with the wierdest fucking expression ahahah and then i stare at him and say "bitch....im gonna eat your porkchops!"
 
One of my first times on mushrooms, I poured a glass of lemonade very quickly.
When I stopped, my cousin and I noticed that it had filled the glass perfectly - to the point where, when you looked from the side, it was clear that the lemonade was actually *higher* than the top of the lip of the glass. And yet, not a single drop spilled.
He and I laughed at that for what seemed like several hours.
 
Me and my friends find TV in general rather goofy and funny, but we laughed hard at reality shows and babies on the screen. And poorly made movies.
 
Watching sober people at a public place, knowing your GONE and your sitting in front of them and they have No clue....its hilarious to me.
 
A dog catching a frisbee (I was in a public park). It was just absolutely hilarious to me.

This was on a mushroom come-up. For me, the come-up period of mushrooms is ALWAYS humorous and filled with gigglers. At some point 10 or 20 minutes in though it abruptly ends and I enter either a neutral space or a slightly anxious one. The trip after that is molded via set and setting.
 
Me and a few mates had some acid on Christmas which was the funniest night of my life. When someone was talking about a twenty-four metre LAN cable, a mate and I started musing on how unnecessarily long that is and decided to think of a situation where that would be necessary. We came up with "An Aboriginal and a Scottish man living twenty-three metres apart in separate 1x1 metre shacks in the middle of a farm, and they spend all their time arguing with each other on their computer (which is all the only item they own) about who has the better shack. That same night when I was really hungry but no one was sober to drive we invented the Golden Servo, a service station made of gold where all your food dreams come true, and finally after the sun rose we found one of my friends pet chickens in his tree illogically high up so we blew bubbles in front of it and took photos for about an hour. Thus was born "Chicken in a tree with bubbles"
 
chaos_destroy said:
I always love laughing at the fact your laughing. its a vicious circle.
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It sure is vicious, i can't pinpoint any one thing down to what cause's my looping laughing fits, it's usually the subtle tones or actions of others that are absolutely hilarious.

I love the humor received on LSD, it just feels so witty! You pickup the heart of the joke instantly and laugh with such conviction, right from the gut!

Awesome :)
 
I saw a few minutes of a stupid comedy film on the TV last time I tripped and I laughed like a maniac to stuff I usually don't find funny ;D
 
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