Stories of being caught by parents
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StaySedated
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cops called my parents, "your son was under the influence of quaaludes and LSD and wandered off his school campus to a nearby McDonalds where we found him".
that was the first time...
that was the first time...
ageingpartyfiend
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I remember waay back when i used to enjoy mushrooms...
We'd had a mega-brew, around 200 each freshly picked that day...and half an hour after drinking my dad knocked on the door...
For some strange reason I answered it, he was all melting and ethereal. Can't believe he didn't hit the roof, but all he said was "Looks like I've called at a bad moment. I'll see you soon", before walking off.
Phew!
We'd had a mega-brew, around 200 each freshly picked that day...and half an hour after drinking my dad knocked on the door...
For some strange reason I answered it, he was all melting and ethereal. Can't believe he didn't hit the roof, but all he said was "Looks like I've called at a bad moment. I'll see you soon", before walking off.
Phew!
Unbreakable
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Hello mom,
I am in Jail and i need some bail money, Please go into my room and into my safe and get the money my sister has a extra key.... What happen son? Oh some kid snitched my out to the cops for selling some Mdma, Don't worry i know where he lives and works.... It will be taken care of... Love yah mom see you soon
That kid def never snitched again
I am in Jail and i need some bail money, Please go into my room and into my safe and get the money my sister has a extra key.... What happen son? Oh some kid snitched my out to the cops for selling some Mdma, Don't worry i know where he lives and works.... It will be taken care of... Love yah mom see you soon
That kid def never snitched again
^Xayo
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My mum is cool with my weed consume but she doesn't know about DXM.
So one night i was doing DXM with a friend of mine and somehow he gets into a serious argument with his girlfriend via the telephone. So here we had it, he was crying desperately, me being totally spaced the fuck out I robo walk into the kitchen and ask my mum how to make tea. She asks me why I want to drink tea at 2 am in the morning and I just answer "TEAAAA" and robo walk back into my room without making tea.
The next day she asked me if I did any other drugs than weed, wich i denied. Since im normally very honest to her (she knows every drug I do, I even tell her before something big) she believed me
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So one night i was doing DXM with a friend of mine and somehow he gets into a serious argument with his girlfriend via the telephone. So here we had it, he was crying desperately, me being totally spaced the fuck out I robo walk into the kitchen and ask my mum how to make tea. She asks me why I want to drink tea at 2 am in the morning and I just answer "TEAAAA" and robo walk back into my room without making tea.
The next day she asked me if I did any other drugs than weed, wich i denied. Since im normally very honest to her (she knows every drug I do, I even tell her before something big) she believed me
.whataboutheforests
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I've never been caught by my parents except for smoking weed. They don't really care though, they know I do it and have a med card. The only time my mom got pissed at me was when she thought I smoked in the house (which i didn't, I was in the backyard). But it was still obvious I smoked. I felt like shit for a couple hours, but only because I was really high. getting caught red handed by parents while blazed out of your mind isn't very fun.
One time I was sitting in my car parked in front of my house and my homie was in the passenger seat. He was selling me pokeballs and right after he gave them to me I had them in my hand and this car pulls up right next to me out of nowwhere and I look up and it's my fuckin dad. I quickly put the pills down and he asked what we were doing and I just said nothing..i dont think he noticed anything. Soooo sketchy though my heart was beating so fast. My parents may not care about weed but I know shit would hit the fan if they caught me with e pills.
One time I was sitting in my car parked in front of my house and my homie was in the passenger seat. He was selling me pokeballs and right after he gave them to me I had them in my hand and this car pulls up right next to me out of nowwhere and I look up and it's my fuckin dad. I quickly put the pills down and he asked what we were doing and I just said nothing..i dont think he noticed anything. Soooo sketchy though my heart was beating so fast. My parents may not care about weed but I know shit would hit the fan if they caught me with e pills.
that is hilarious !!!!!!!
BanginMyLifeAway
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my mom caught me smokin herb...now we smoke together...
but one time when i was young and lived under her roof.. i was so wasted...str8 up whiteboy wasted i had took 3 or 4 bars... and drank a 5th of vodka between me and my boy mostly me ..and i think that was all i was on but that was mos def enuff cuz my bar tolerance was low as fuck shit i couldnt take that much now AND DRINK now and be iight ..but i ended up stumbling around the house knocking shit over then i walked up to the Christmas tree and took a piss on it lucky no presents was there yet...
and i have no memory of this at all.. and she was super pissed at me so i know she didn't just make it up the getting loaded part didn't really bother her to much she was supposedly close by when it went down...smh i felt like a jackass
but one time when i was young and lived under her roof.. i was so wasted...str8 up whiteboy wasted i had took 3 or 4 bars... and drank a 5th of vodka between me and my boy mostly me ..and i think that was all i was on but that was mos def enuff cuz my bar tolerance was low as fuck shit i couldnt take that much now AND DRINK now and be iight ..but i ended up stumbling around the house knocking shit over then i walked up to the Christmas tree and took a piss on it lucky no presents was there yet...
and i have no memory of this at all.. and she was super pissed at me so i know she didn't just make it up the getting loaded part didn't really bother her to much she was supposedly close by when it went down...smh i felt like a jackass
BanginMyLifeAway
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Hello mom,
I am in Jail and i need some bail money, Please go into my room and into my safe and get the money my sister has a extra key.... What happen son? Oh some kid snitched my out to the cops for selling some Mdma, Don't worry i know where he lives and works.... It will be taken care of... Love yah mom see you soon
That kid def never snitched again
haha how did ya moms take that news
Retoxification
Bluelighter
A little backround: my parents are both REALLY straightedge. My dad chews tobacco but denies it's a habit even though he goes through 10 packs of this indian chewing tobacc almost every day. They stress the fuck outta how much drugs will screw you over, even though I beg to differ.
My family had left town supposedly for the weekend because of my little brother's soccer tourney. It was friday night, I had a gram of K some nice blotter and maybe a gram of weed. I was up in my room(I NEVER smoke in my room) smoking a my gasmask watching fear and loathing. I was gonna drop some cid but decided to save it for later. So I decided i'd take a nice 50mg line of K. At the time my tolerance was sorta high and it would take about 150mg of K up the nose to get me holing from sealed vials. So did I the line and started smoking my mask. All the sudden I hear the front door open, it's only 9 in the evening and they had left only an hour before.I quickly stash the mask and and spray my room a bit and act casual. My dad pops in my room and just stares at me. He literally shook his head and just closed my door.
At this point I was more confused than anything. The K was starting to hit off and my dad came back. He picked up the bag of ket and just stared at me. Brilliant me left it on my night stand pretty much in the wide open. So I began the process of trying to convince him it wasn't coke/heroin/meth and that it was Ketamine. He had never heard of it so called bullshit. I tried describing effects and a bunch of other stuff but he got pretty pissed. And it's one thing for him to stand in the doorway madder than i've ever seen him literally yelling questions at me. It was another when he smacked the shit out of me because at that point the ket was hitting pretty hard. Then he went on about how I'm "doped up"(a term i have no doubt he learned from cnn or something) so i don't even care and that he's gonna kick me out.
Long story short he took my K and my weed. My blotter was on my table too but it was fluff so he just figured it was a cut up piece of paper. I was pretty happy about that. In all actuality I think it confirmed with my parents that I do drugs. As I said they we're pretty pissed, but weren't in much of a position to do much to me since I pay for my phone bill, car insurance and my gas.(Was 19) They told me they we're gonna stop paying for my college so i ended up having to pick up the payments for the rest of the semester. It was kinda rough but after the semester they we're sorta impressed I held everything together so it's pretty much cool now. My dad even jokes about it from time to time(though he's still convinced I was railing coke/heroin.)
Some of you guys have ridiculous stories lol
My family had left town supposedly for the weekend because of my little brother's soccer tourney. It was friday night, I had a gram of K some nice blotter and maybe a gram of weed. I was up in my room(I NEVER smoke in my room) smoking a my gasmask watching fear and loathing. I was gonna drop some cid but decided to save it for later. So I decided i'd take a nice 50mg line of K. At the time my tolerance was sorta high and it would take about 150mg of K up the nose to get me holing from sealed vials. So did I the line and started smoking my mask. All the sudden I hear the front door open, it's only 9 in the evening and they had left only an hour before.I quickly stash the mask and and spray my room a bit and act casual. My dad pops in my room and just stares at me. He literally shook his head and just closed my door.
At this point I was more confused than anything. The K was starting to hit off and my dad came back. He picked up the bag of ket and just stared at me. Brilliant me left it on my night stand pretty much in the wide open. So I began the process of trying to convince him it wasn't coke/heroin/meth and that it was Ketamine. He had never heard of it so called bullshit. I tried describing effects and a bunch of other stuff but he got pretty pissed. And it's one thing for him to stand in the doorway madder than i've ever seen him literally yelling questions at me. It was another when he smacked the shit out of me because at that point the ket was hitting pretty hard. Then he went on about how I'm "doped up"(a term i have no doubt he learned from cnn or something) so i don't even care and that he's gonna kick me out.
Long story short he took my K and my weed. My blotter was on my table too but it was fluff so he just figured it was a cut up piece of paper. I was pretty happy about that. In all actuality I think it confirmed with my parents that I do drugs. As I said they we're pretty pissed, but weren't in much of a position to do much to me since I pay for my phone bill, car insurance and my gas.(Was 19) They told me they we're gonna stop paying for my college so i ended up having to pick up the payments for the rest of the semester. It was kinda rough but after the semester they we're sorta impressed I held everything together so it's pretty much cool now. My dad even jokes about it from time to time(though he's still convinced I was railing coke/heroin.)
Some of you guys have ridiculous stories lol
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first time i got high, i was one of those goody goody boys and i had never had taken a sip of alcohol or anything, not even smoked a cig... anyways, i smoked a blunt of some great weed with my buddy and i had to go home and let my mom know i was gonna stay with my friend but i went home and my whole family was sitting in the living room watching tv and i walked in the door completely bombed and stoned lol everyone was just looking at me like what is wrong with you and i left... came back the next day and i told them i had smoked weed and they were like its no big deal, we do it too sometimes lol. i was 18 at the time tho. from there, life has been an adventure
tyrael
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Ii was 18 at the time tho. from there, life has been an adventure
I fully understand there has to be a "cut off" age (to be "an adult") but I still laught his 11:59 (17yo) to 12:01 (year 18yo) where something dramatically changes and ya *suddenly* an adult! Lols
I definitely agree. When I first started into the "journey" as I like to call it, I was at the point where I wanted to do nothing but take strolls in my "journeys" all day long every day... It's been 6 years and since then, I have changed a lot in many ways. I am able to dip my feet in the water and not go back for a long period of time so to speak.
Zapa
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Just finished reading the whole thread. Hilarious!
My first time getting caught was when I had just turned 18. I had just started experimenting with drugs a few months ago. It was my first time doing mush, 3rd drug I was trying (had tried weed and speed before). My friends told me 5,5 grams was a good dose, so I believed them and ate 4,5g out of the dose I had, saving the rest for later. Let's say I was completely fucked up. Fearing I was about to die, I begged my 2 friends, also tripping, to call an ambulance. They didn't want to at first, but since I was lying on the ground telling them I was going to die, they did it after a while.
When I got to the hospital, after talking to a police officer who came soon after my friend called 911, I called my mom, still feeling some effects, and explained her everything. She was not proud of me but didn't say much and stayed with me until I got out of the hospital.
Edit: On top of that, I was charged with possession of what I had left from my dose, only because I wanted to get help... People should not have to risk jailtime because they fear for their life..
My first time getting caught was when I had just turned 18. I had just started experimenting with drugs a few months ago. It was my first time doing mush, 3rd drug I was trying (had tried weed and speed before). My friends told me 5,5 grams was a good dose, so I believed them and ate 4,5g out of the dose I had, saving the rest for later. Let's say I was completely fucked up. Fearing I was about to die, I begged my 2 friends, also tripping, to call an ambulance. They didn't want to at first, but since I was lying on the ground telling them I was going to die, they did it after a while.
When I got to the hospital, after talking to a police officer who came soon after my friend called 911, I called my mom, still feeling some effects, and explained her everything. She was not proud of me but didn't say much and stayed with me until I got out of the hospital.
Edit: On top of that, I was charged with possession of what I had left from my dose, only because I wanted to get help... People should not have to risk jailtime because they fear for their life..
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EU4RIK
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so just the other day i was getting my speed out to prepare, anyways i got sidetracked and only got the bottle out and went off and forgot it was there. so my dad walks in and says he need something out of my closet, walks in, walks out just fine, next morning my sister comes in and walks in to talk to me, have a convo nothing out of the norm. neither of them noticed the script bottle with dexies in it (i just keep them in one, i dont actually have a script) and it wasnt until after they had both been around it that i realized i left it out. i was trippin bawlz when i noticed it was still out but nobody noticed a thing
xstayfadedx
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The day my mother found out I smoked weed we were at the mall in the parking lot. My sister ratted on me even though she also smoked with my brother and me the same day. My mother began to cry and was like I wanted better for you and blah blah blah. After that she would search my room and she found my purse full of all these pills.... She now takes my prescriptions since 10th grade and won't let me take them myself even though I don't need those to get high.
Yet now she doesn't really seem to care that I smoke weed. I have my bong lying around because I told her straight up and showed her what it was...she also found one of my pipes one day when going through my burro she didn't even take it. I guess she just accepted the fact I smoke weed and also the fact I don't care if she knows. She doesn't know about all the other drugs though if she did she would of killed me by now...literally.
Oh yeah this one time my friends and I got super high and then we had to go home. So I tell my mom at 1am something she has to pick us up from the movies. We were hiding behind bushes paranoid as fuck that cops would get us after curfew. Then randomly my friend I pop out of the bushes when my mom comes. She was like how was inception I had to bullshit it all I was like it was mindblowing ect yada yada and then she drove us to mcdonalds cause she thought we looked super hungry....
Another time I'm with this kid from bluelight and we just smoked a blunt. My mom keeps calling since I'm so many hours past curfew...I was talking so chill to her when she was flipping out on me. She was like wow you seem pretty chill must be marijuana am I right? I was like shit foiled. Ended up I came home high as fuck on weed and molly also had some four loko. I thought I could hide it but I was so high and unaware of the strong weed smell on my clothes since we were hotboxing in the car, she grabbed ahold of my hoodie and smelt it and was like weed...I was like fuck and then she saw my pupils... Luckily I got away with it after I made some bullshit lie the next day.
Yet the coolest time I ever had with my mom is when she went to see kottonmouth kings with me in philly for my bday she even brought the tickets. No one else could go so I brought her. As soon as I smelt weed being smoked I looked at my mom and we both went weed...it was so funny. She also was in front row with me and brought me a kmk t-shirt. Also after the show we went to the train station to buy soda and water the bill came up as 420 it was so hilarious we both died and then after the train we both then went to sheetz buying so much shit, she was like wow I'm actually hungry tonight...I got the munchies.
Yet now she doesn't really seem to care that I smoke weed. I have my bong lying around because I told her straight up and showed her what it was...she also found one of my pipes one day when going through my burro she didn't even take it. I guess she just accepted the fact I smoke weed and also the fact I don't care if she knows. She doesn't know about all the other drugs though if she did she would of killed me by now...literally.
Oh yeah this one time my friends and I got super high and then we had to go home. So I tell my mom at 1am something she has to pick us up from the movies. We were hiding behind bushes paranoid as fuck that cops would get us after curfew. Then randomly my friend I pop out of the bushes when my mom comes. She was like how was inception I had to bullshit it all I was like it was mindblowing ect yada yada and then she drove us to mcdonalds cause she thought we looked super hungry....
Another time I'm with this kid from bluelight and we just smoked a blunt. My mom keeps calling since I'm so many hours past curfew...I was talking so chill to her when she was flipping out on me. She was like wow you seem pretty chill must be marijuana am I right? I was like shit foiled. Ended up I came home high as fuck on weed and molly also had some four loko. I thought I could hide it but I was so high and unaware of the strong weed smell on my clothes since we were hotboxing in the car, she grabbed ahold of my hoodie and smelt it and was like weed...I was like fuck and then she saw my pupils... Luckily I got away with it after I made some bullshit lie the next day.
Yet the coolest time I ever had with my mom is when she went to see kottonmouth kings with me in philly for my bday she even brought the tickets. No one else could go so I brought her. As soon as I smelt weed being smoked I looked at my mom and we both went weed...it was so funny. She also was in front row with me and brought me a kmk t-shirt. Also after the show we went to the train station to buy soda and water the bill came up as 420 it was so hilarious we both died and then after the train we both then went to sheetz buying so much shit, she was like wow I'm actually hungry tonight...I got the munchies.
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Mora Fiend
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My parents had no idea that I was using drugs until I got arrested for trafficking and sentenced to 5 years in prison.
I called them from the prison while I was dopesick and tried to explain everything in 3 minutes (the maximum length of time you were allowed to talk). My life since then has been total hell. It has been almost 8 years and they still hassle me about it when I see them.
I called them from the prison while I was dopesick and tried to explain everything in 3 minutes (the maximum length of time you were allowed to talk). My life since then has been total hell. It has been almost 8 years and they still hassle me about it when I see them.
Damien
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I'm sorry, I probably would too.