One night, me and my partner were getting down and dirty and snorting a stimulant.
We were really getting into it, the drug paraphernalia sitting beside us and then boom, in walks my mother!
I wasn't expecting her to walk into my own home but yes, the sheer embarrassment and panic had me running for cover, fumbling about for some clothes and trying to hide the drug stash lying on the floor.
Needless to say, she turned a blind eye and made a swift exit!
The horror!