I've told this one before but years ago, when soapbar was still considered to be great & we would smoke a power of it, a dealer I was kind of friends with who was a shady cunt (big dozy harmless guy right enough, but shady as fuck) sold a 9 bar to these two wee guys we knew. They'd halved in for it so when he dropped it off to them they asked him if he'd cut it in half for them. Aye no bother, off he went said he'd come back with the two halves, which he did. The full bar had TOP stamped right in the middle of it. When they put their two halves together it had TP stamped on it haha, fly bastard.
I've not seen him for years but he went to jail for a while because he got caught with two sawn-offs (I haven't seen him since before this happened). He got right in deep with proper gangsters, well in over his head, even got his dad's business burned down over debt. Anyway, the dozy bastard got handed two sawn-offs by this shady guy, asked to "keep a hold of them" for a bit. Next day he gets raided, guns found in the boot of his car, jailed.
He got way deeper into drug dealing than he ever should of, he was always going to end up locked up. He was the sort of guy who when pills started being sold amongst our mates & folk were maybe getting 100 at a time to sell, he'd suddenly rock up with 10,000 that he'd got on tick off some mad bastard haha.
Cunt thought he was Tony Montana lol.
"When it comes to hustlin', I'm like Al Pacino, not when he was Scarface but when he was Carlito"