The user will be introduced to a "Control Program" (better-sounding names gratefully accepted) offered as a way for them to gain more control over compulsive binging, should they wish to do so. The user may quit the program at any time they desire, may ignore the guidelines, decide not to participate, and otherwise do exactly as they please. That's their business, not ours. This program is simply offered as a tool, a way to put THEM in the driver's seat instead of the drug. Then the user puts the drug in the passenger seat next to them, and can party on or get some sleep, whichever and whenever THEY feel like it.
This program is specially tailored for recreational use, and our goal is to help get obstacles out of the way so substance use is MORE fun. Less tiredness. Better effects from the substance, because the user will have more stored-up energy. Less negativity and mood swings, more euphoria. Less getting down on oneself, more feeling high as hell instead of low & shitty. This program is here for one purpose only: to GET THOSE IRRITATING, BOTHERSOME AND ANNOYING THINGS OUT OF THE USER'S WAY so they can enjoy themselves more. That's what it's all about, right?
Here's what we won't ask the user to do. Ever. Never. We party too, and we aren't idiots!
* You will not be asked to stop using the substance, stop binging, use less or less often, stop binging, binge for shorter periods, "get ahold of yourself," "just use willpower!" "You know you can stop" -- none of that bulls**t. There is not a single, solitary "no" or "do not" in this program. The whole purpose is to put the "yes" back in your partying. We'll remind you of stuff, that's all... the program uses a timer, just so you don't get so lost in partying you forget this tool's sitting right in front of you you can use to get even more "yes"'s, whenever you want. Go ahead and ignore the timer if you like, but try it at least once, OK? In other words, if it beeps, look & see what it says. If it sounds cool, do it.
If you ever feel some kind of control you don't want, let this stuff go away and be out of control again! None of this stuff is gonna go away... if you ever want this tool again sometime, it'll be there, immediately ready to pick up and use. It's an optional way to party that we've designed to be more fun, give you more choices and keep you feeling in tiptop shape while you party.
Listen: It is always up to YOU how long you party, and how much you use. We won't tell you any of that. But think for a minute. Do you ever feel it's more up to the drug than you? That IT decides how long you party, so you're still up 72 hours later ready to drop on the floor? WE KNOW THAT. Listen again: It is always up to YOU how long you party, and how much you use. It's your party, your choice. We aren't taking over from the drug and telling you what to do, we're going to show you how to NOT HAVE THE DRUG take over and NOT HAVE US take over either. We don't want your life, we got our own. What we want to do is this: Take it back from the drug, toss it to you and get the f*ck out of your way. Get it? Use our tool, and you get to do what you want. NOT WHAT THE DRUG WANTS. That's what we're about, and that's all we're about.