Step 1 for obtaining a legal script for benzos or opiates

[Sloth]

I rarely visit my primary care md. Where would i even start in an attempt to be prescribed benzos? would i need to look up a phychologists number in my health care plan and just tell them that i am having anxiety attacks?
How about opiates? I was at the hospital a few months ago because i partially tore my patella and they prescribed me ibuproffin. i even called this immediate care place back that afternoon to request something strong and they said i would have to return for another visit in order for that to happen..i do have one wisdom tooth left..is that pretty much a guarantee for at least a percocet script?

 

[PhreeX]

1) For benzos, start on an SSRI... after a month, say it works great for depression but you still have anxiety, your PCP can do this..
2) As for opiates - forget it, if you don't have something that will show up on an MRI or X-ray, you wont get anything... you still have your wisdom teeth, so thats a good 30 perc's or so (provided they are still impacted, if not, sounds like more ibuprofen - you could always pay your co-pay and pull the ER scam...
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[Sloth]

ok, what is an ssri..

 

[Kubly]

An SSRI sare drugs like Prozac, and Zoloft.

 

[NeoEvo]

Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitor.
w00t! I'm smart!

 

[akshEn74]

Well today i went to a doctor and told him i was having alcohol withdrawals(im not)and got a script for 50 5mg valium,sometimes you'll get oxazepam and even rarer will be clonazepam.Anyways i do this all the time and have about a 90% success,im enjoying my diazepam right now

Oh andf sometimes youll get temazepam...this works in Australia so it should work in the U.S......Anyways enjoy

 

[jp411896]

As for opiates - forget it, if you don't have something that will show up on an MRI or X-ray, you wont get anything...
Damn straight. Intense back pain - forget it. Cronic migraine headaches - forget it. They tell you to take fucking advil. I could almost kill myself with advil and still have a headache. A friend of mine layed his motorcycle down and got a scratch on his knee. A tiny fucking scratch. He got a prescription for tylox (he says they're similar to percs but I haven't heard of them). No visible problem, no opiate. The seeds are legal to order. Grow yourself a garden.

 

[jp411896]

^^opium garden^^

 

[PottedMeat]

OUCH!

 

[MI2HI4U]

Getting opiates from doctors is like pulling teeth. Getting opiates from dentists, on the other hand, is like, well, getting your teeth pulled.
When I got my (impacted) wisdom teeth pulled (on an emergency basis in the middle of a
road trip), they gave me 2 weeks worth of opiates. (It was Vicodyn, however, not Percocet.) I took one for pain. Hmmm. I don't remember what happened to the rest...
I'm not sure if this anecdote will help you milk a wisdom tooth into opiates. I suggest just getting them yanked. Calling a dentist and saying your mouth hurts like hell and you want your wisdom teeth out NOW is probably a good sell; not too many druggies have stooped to this level yet

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[~edemon]

I don't know what you're talking about- all kinds of druggies have stooped to this level... and further. Tee hee!

 

[themagicbean]

someone here got opiods for their wisdom teeth? shit, all i got was 500mg ibuprofin. lucky bastard.

 

[Joseph]

You guys must have some asshole doctors. I threw my back out at work(construction), got an easy script for the 10mg vicodins.

 

[canada girl]

I never have any problem getting Demerol from my doctor. (see - another advantage to living in Canada !!!!!!! )