Stay away from those Bath Salts!

[Urbain]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18241494

A man who was shot dead in Miami at the weekend after he was found biting the face off another naked man has been identified by police.

Rudy Eugene, 31, reportedly growled at a police officer after he was warned to back away.

A witness said the aggressor continued to eat the victim, before the officer opened fire several times, killing him.

The attack next to a busy road on Saturday afternoon has been linked to a potent drug known as "bath salts".

About 75% of the victim's face was reportedly missing.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Quickly, somebody warn Shambles peevee turns you into a zombie!

 

[parttime crackhead]

I often feel the need to eat a face after a bath.

 

[Cornishman]

Radox claims yet another life.

 

[swedger77]

chewin' his face off.

 

[Albion]

This morning that article said

The attack next to a busy road on Saturday afternoon has been linked to a potent LSD-like drug known as "bath salts".

Clearly someone had a quiet word with the editor.

 

[Cornishman]

♫ *Sings in the style of The Beatles 'Lucy in the Sky'*...... "Bath salts in thee baaaath with shaampoo!" ♫

I'm off on a magical mystery shower.....

 

[Albion]

She came in through the bathroom window...

 

[knock]

douche move!

 

[Albion]

A wild NUROFEN appears.

Douche sends out SEROQUEL.

NUROFEN uses protect.

But it failed.

SEROQUEL uses replace on foe NUROFEN

It is super effective!

Douche runs away from NUROFEN and out of Boots Pharmacy.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Related Reading: (don't worry, they're other BL threads...)

Cops: Naked cannibal was likely on LSD

Real Zombie Attack

 

[PredatorVision]

Sounds just like PCP, not some imaginary LSD-Heroin-plantfood combination alot of news sites are making it sound like. remember big lurch?

 

[neveroddoreven]

I'm just curious as to why they felt the need to do this naked? Easier access to more sumptuous meat perhaps?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Sounds just like PCP...

That's pretty much what I thought.


I'd forgot about that Big Lurch story, remember reading it a while ago.

 

[Urbain]

That big lurch story is a bit rough. Lacking on evidence, and he was clearly mental at the time..

 

[i against i]

i've read this being blamed on coke, LSD, bath salts (presume MPDV who knows). what was it mister man?

 

[Urbain]

MDPV never made me want to eat someones face, though I do recall standing under a running shower for an hour, in fear of my flat being petrol bombed by, at the time, unknown and, (obviously now), imaginary entities..

 

[Treacle]

This is pissing me off. Every newspaper clearly knows that 'bath salts' refers to legal highs, or, erm, actual bath salts. I bet actual bath salts manufacturers are going mad. Ha. You clearly have to be already mental, to eat someone else's face - psychosis or not. Fucking weirdo. When the post-mortem reveals which drug it is, then people can finally talk about the facts. Of course, there'll never be an article printed about the results, because he probably just forgot to take his meds, or he was just insane. It's always blamed on PCP or acid. In more recent cases, shitty legal highs. If you need to eat someone's face, you wouldn't want a stimulant. They kill your appetite, dead.

 

[knock]

That's the thing though, you can eat on MXE! Definitely an arylcyclohexylamine. 8)

 

[felix77]

In case you don't know, Mephedrone is a bath salt.