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So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
 
Morrocan humous for me! Lush!
A midnight snack is fine, if you have enzyme supplements to help you digest when you sleep!
 
8o 8o 8o

What sort of self-respecting drug fiends are you lot!

Midnight is the hour for coke and whores. Ring them up, posthaste, and get this all sorted. Damnit.
 
My girlfriend has it as her wake up alarm.

Kil me now

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Apologies for the off topic nature of the following, but that image you posted is remarkably similar to my latest sketch/illustration I've been working on for the last while; though its a man sitting on the ground with his mouth around a sawn-off shotgun that has blown the entire back of his head off, only the blood isn't red - in fact it isnt blood at all, its a multi-coloured spray (which if coloured red would be very graphically gorey but it isn't) and I'm working on having the multi-coloured innards that have sprayed upwards from the tragectory of the bullet, blend into the likes of possibly butterflies, plumes of smoke, stars and mists and some other additions. Again pardon the digression but that just struck me as incredibly similar. Bollox to it anyway, there was me thinking I was on to something I hadnt seen anywhere before. Ah well, no point in stopping this far into it - I'm about a day away from scanning it so I can trace it into illustrator and give it a proper paintjob.

Regardless, do carry on...
 
lol, whoever invented "bluelight Mobile" should be shot.

Good work with the useful directory, must have taken some time to compile.

Now... See you next month, gentlemen.
 
If you eat loads of beetroot you get pink piss! It's actually really cool

If I eat loads of beetroot my output from my stoma is bright red like fresh blood, literally terrifying the first time it happened, and still makes my heart miss a beat (beet) when it happens now, before I remember :p
 
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I shit in the sink whenever I go to McDonald's. I think it stems from something that happened when I was younger. I basically saw Grimace go completely ape-shit, and start attacking a bunch of my friends during my 9th birthday party, at McDonald's. No one ever knew why he did it. He got sectioned and apparently doesn't speak any actual words anymore (but still can make noises.) I was told this sort of thing happens often, but they were probably just trying to make me feel better.

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What appalled me the most about the whole ordeal, was Ronald McDonald just stood there... like a little bitch! The Hamburglar (the bad guy) actually tried to help out, but I won't get into all that. Lets just say, when Grimace loses the plot, he's actually pretty fucking hard to stop. A bit like the Juggernaut, thinking about it!

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What appalled me the most about the whole ordeal, was Ronald McDonald just stood there... like a little bitch! The Hamburglar (the bad guy) actually tried to help out, but I won't get into all that.

Ronald McDonald was carefully moulded by the CIA as a kid of Reagan for kids in the throes of fast food intoxication.

Not a lot of people want to know that.
 
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