Because I love wasting away the inexorable, execrable hours that fall into the steamy shit-pile of my life, I am actually watching the Dungeons and Dragons movie, starring Sir Marlon Wayans as...yes...you guessed it! The zany black thief! He can instantly be recognized as himself due to his constant utterance of the highly original catch phrase, "dayyuuum!" When I'm 90 and looking back upon my life, I'll undoubtedly wish I had more than memories of this tripe. Fuck it, time to get going, get coffee, and go to some hc show my friend is getting me into.
