STANK the JANK - That's Right, its Jenkem Time

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STANK the JENK - Tennant brews jenkem and destroys apartment

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40497027/ns/local_news-miami_fl/

"A tenant in the building, Louisker Louisjuene, told police he was forced from his apartment by not only the smell but the waste that was running down his walls from the apartment upstairs, according to WPTV.

When police opened the second-floor unit, they found bottles and buckets of what appeared to be human waste. Many of the containers had been dumped out onto a mattress and the bedroom floor.

Officers believe the wasteful renter may have been huffing "Jenkem," a hallucinogenic drug made from the gas of fermented sewage.

The Fort Pierce Building Department deemed all of the apartments unsafe, condemning them and forcing at least four people to move out. "

More at the above link. Is this for serious?


EDIT: I just found a video from CNN - http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/12/04/la.apartment.waste.cnn?hpt=T2

This has got to be fake... Like... Seriously? EVERYONE knows jenkem isn't real...
 
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are you kidding it gets you fucked up lmao i couldn't imagine living in that guys apartment i dont GIVE A FUCK how high you get i'm not huffing ass fumes
 
I thought there was no way jenkem could be real, that it was an awesomely "dirty" joke, but this? This is truly sickening lol. I mean look at the dudes apartment in the CNN video...

I still don't think this is real. It can't be.
 
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So they found a bunch of bottles of shit in the guy's room, a bunch of them poured out. They know the guy was angry about being evicted, and that's pretty much all the info provided.

Seems like they're jumping to conclusions by saying he must've been huffing jenkem. But who knows, maybe someone is really that stupid. Sounds more like someone was mentally ill and pissed off though.
 
Exactly. ^^

The only "Evidence" of Jenkem being "real" that i know of is a bunch of people on 420chan who pretend its real, most likely for the lulz.


I mean, i could see how this would get you fucked up in a way similar to that of huffing dust off or butane. But calling it a hallucinogen or even calling it a high is a gross misinterpretation. (no Pun intended ha)


I've just watched a news video stating that the effects of Jenkem include brain damage, stroke like symptoms, and destroyed bone marrow to the point of getting cancer. How could they possibly know this? Seems more to me like evidence of new stations totally making shit up fr a story rather than evidence of jenkem.
 
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jenkem? Sounds like something straight from south park. lol at them making up side effects too. LOL.
 
In certain parts of africa kids actualy inhale fumes from sewer vents in an atempt to get high.
 
caseface99 said:
Exactly. ^^

The only "Evidence" of Jenkem being "real" that i know of is a bunch of people on 420chan who pretend its real, most likely for the lulz.


I mean, i could see how this would get you fucked up in a way similar to that of huffing dust off or butane. But calling it a hallucinogen or even calling it a high is a gross misinterpretation. (no Pun intended ha)


I've just watched a news video stating that the effects of Jenkem include brain damage, stroke like symptoms, and destroyed bone marrow to the point of getting cancer. How could they possibly know this? Seems more to me like evidence of new stations totally making shit up fr a story rather than evidence of jenkem.
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Well, to be fair (and obviously this is not a glorification in the least - thought I`d make that semi-clear), "dust off" and butane actually have anaesthetic effects on the brain, depressing the CNS, and have the potential to cause vivid hallucinations and delirium. Jenkem, however, is what, methane? Methane is not psychoactive. So I don`t see how jenkem could get you fucked up like butane, when butane could clearly fuck you up.

There`s no mechanism for jenkem. Not psychoactive.

There were kids in Africa at one point that were huffing sewage of some kind, this I have little doubt. But there had to be something else in the sewage beyond human feces for it to have the puported effects.
 
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Well, to be fair (and obviously this is not a glorification in the least - thought I`d make that semi-clear), "dust off" and butane actually have anaesthetic effects on the brain, depressing the CNS, and have the potential to cause vivid hallucinations and delirium. Jenkem, however, is what, methane? Methane is not psychoactive. So I don`t see how jenkem could get you fucked up like butane, when butane could clearly fuck you up.

There`s no mechanism for jenkem. Not psychoactive.

There were kids in Africa at one point that were huffing sewage of some kind, this I have little doubt. But there had to be something else in the sewage beyond human feces for it to have the puported effects.
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Im sure all the toxic stuff that dumped by industry int he country has something to do with it.
 
Why the fuck would anyone make their own methane? Even if it gets you high you could get a million year supply from the kitchen stove.
 
1) Jenkem was rumored to be used by african kids back in the day, that's where that little kid moron that posted the pics got the idea

2) the guy could have been Howard Hughes-psycho

3) Possibly an AMAZING revenge tactic?
 
He had bottles of excrement, but what's the evidence he was huffing (sh)it? Believe it or not, there are weirdo filthbags out there who get off on bodily functions like piss and shit, not to mention normal-acting bulimics who secretly puke in bags and keep them in their closets, desk drawers, etc.

Sounds more like revenge or pure mental illness to me. Would've never even considered Jenkem tbh.
 
I'm sure the dude wasn't huffing it. Police make shit up like that all the time. I was arrested and CO2 canisters were found where I was staying. The next day in the paper, I was reading about how people like me huff CO2 to get high off of oxygen depravation. Police will literally make up drugs to make it seem like they are doing something. In this case, they could report that they found a ton of shit everywhere, or they could report that they busted a terrible drug abusing shit sniffing fiend. They just report what sounds cool to them.
 
South Park already made an episode pointing out what incredible bullshit this is, apparently the author isn't a fan of the show....

"It's called Cheezing. Why? Because it's Fon-to-do"

maryjane piss in your face fun time lol
 
^Some dumb little kid already did, but after his parents found out he had step by step photos of him doing it online he said 'it was just a prank'. HA, whatever you say poobreath
 
Nasty!

That article reminds me of a college roommate my friend had.

They lived in a suite and his roommate's room was next to the bathroom yet the guy would piss in bottles and collected them in his room.
 
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