Lets see.... some ways to possibly improve -
1) Shave yourself, 'err, under your armpit until you have taken a layer of skin off - if you bleed thats better, as you know you did it correctly! then do yer workout and all that...
2) Make a paste with the coke and a little water, apply this paste to the shaved area.. you can cover this with some plastic, then tape that to yourself..
3) You could put the cocaine in a rig, then take the rig and bang it.. bang it.. BANG IT ... BANG IT!
Good going though! It's this type of innovative research and development that we need in Other Drugs... we don't waste time talking about the best color schemes for KaNdIe BrAcElEtS, but rather better ways to get dope into your body!
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