Sprout's Shitty Short Stories and Shonky Semantics

[Sprout]

Right fucknuggets, I need your help.
I've been wishing to get back into writing for a while now and recently got a lil' prod in the right direction from a good friend.
Currently as rusty as Iron Man's Russian Dilldoll left in Mumbai monsoon season so I figured I could get some much needed practice and give you wonderful cunts something to laugh at:

Throw me some basic tenets or a concept and I'll write 100 or 250 words (or much more if we agree on such) regarding whatever bullshit you come up with.

 

[Sprout]

Well fuck you, guys.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I'm sure I can think of something for you, give me a moment...

 

[KingOfWessex]

sprouty I would like you to kick some English about the impending AI takeover. And how it will benefit and also damage our very humanity.

Also a couple of references to skynet, the t-1000 and judgement day wouldn't go amiss.

Sorry that's all I got! same story every time with me. Stims ,Plans, then war!!!!!

And the eventual " terminator-esq" warnings about the future...

DAMN I LITTERALLY JUST HEARD THE " dum dum dum dum-dum" of the terminator theme tune!

Fuuuuck!

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

First, listen to Run You, Nowhere Kids, Save Yourself I'll Hold Them Back, Blackout and Road Rage (by The Qemists, Shinedown, MCR, Tritonal and miracleofsound, respectively).

Then, write me a pair of lovers (preferably lesbian) on the run from the cops/authorites, aim for some mix of post-apocalypse and cyberpunk, sort of Mad Max (more the first one, but with armoured cars like the later ones) meets Fast And Furious meets Ghost In The Shell, throw in a bit of Kamikaze (the webcomic) for good measure, and of course a bit of the Danger Days setting, and then, I don't know, chuck the whole mess into the US desert.

Or something approximating that, just let all those influences brew a bit and write what falls out.

 

[KingOfWessex]

lesbians, cyberpunk, mad max, fast and furious, ghost in the shell...

Now there are your ingredients right there brother sprouty!

Go get cooking!

 

[HouseFever]

Who will protect the public, when all pigs break the law?

 

[KingOfWessex]

The RNLI??

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Who will protect the public, when all pigs break the law?

Well, just go for a spot of this...

I won't be confined by their regimented boarders
We've got the strength of over 50,000 souljah's
And we're not duty bound to anybody's orders
Come on everybody now
Don't let them run you

and maybe a bit of

We could leave this world, leave it all behind
We could steal this car if your folks don't mind
We could live forever if you've got the time

And all of us who've seen the light
Salute the dead and lead the fight, oh hell
Who gives a damn if we lose the war
Let the walls come down, let the engines roar

I'm the only friend that makes you cry
You're a heart attack in black hair dye
So just save yourself and I'll hold them back tonight

And remember, system's down, the system's down, but WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN IN A BLACKOUT! (incidentally, add Blackout by Tritonal to my list of songs.)