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speed wanks

me pubic region is shredded to fuck from me fingernails
its horrible
simply horrible
 
20max10 said:
me pubic region is shredded to fuck from me fingernails
its horrible
simply horrible
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Invest in one of these..

buster-douglas-signed-everlast-boxing-glove.jpeg
 
Last nights antics also led me to the conclusion that speed isn't much better than MPA at all. When I started taking MPA it'd been a long time since I took speed so I must have been looking at the buzz through rose tinted goggles and thought to myself "this shit is nowhere near as good as speed". The buzz I experienced last night was certainly not as good as I remember it and not very different from MPA at all, MPA would probably be the cheaper option too.

And no I didn't get sold a bag of MPA as speed, it was definately phet
 
MPA better than amphetamine? And cheaper?! Does not compute, you must have a terrible speed dealer.
 
I only ever did a gram of MPA once and I remember thinking it was by far the worst of all those new uppers that came out and I tried the whole lot of them.
 
^ MM would probably know. Have definitely seen textured, rubber thimbles being used at me local PO :D

swampdragon said:
I'm seriously intrigued by the warm liver thing. Did he try cold liver? Other types of offal? How extensive was the research?

(I love this thread.)
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From what I recall he kinda fudged the details when pressed 'pon this revelation of his. Shifting sands pointed in various directions. Apparently, depending on which revision you go for, he was told to microwave the jar of liver for 30s to a minute or so (depending on microwave) so it was warm but not fully "set". As it were. Ms Nymph seems to have confirmed that liver is the closest offal product to the texture of vaginal walls... although I would still contend the latter have more texture. But may be mistaken due to never quite working up the courage/desperation to stick me nob in a jar of liver.

In related news, I hear a jar of warm 'n' oily spaghetti is where it's at for less carnivorous types...

lurching said:
MPA better than amphetamine? And cheaper?! Does not compute, you must have a terrible speed dealer.
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He presumably lives in the UK then :D

Good - actually good - speed doesn't exist in this country. And balls to all who disagree. You are wrong. Feel free to convince me otherwise... ;)
 
Erm... it doesn't actually. Can't really say how I know that... but I do... I blame excessive MDPV use, morbid curiosity and a rarely-used-in-anger-sometimes penis :o

Pee Ess: There's a bit more too it than just the jar of spaghettit to be fair. Clingfilm is the key ingredient...
 
Further research into the subject seems to indicate that if you destroy your genitals masturbating one night, you are far less inclined to try and spend the full session masturbating the next night
This could be a useful discovery for people inflicted with this problem

And yeah this speed is probably shite
And I'm probably remembering MPA to be better than it is
I need to try them side by side sometime
Carefully, of course
 
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