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raas_2012 said:
...most degenerate forum thread I have ever read in my life.
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This is probably the least degenerate thread I've seen here for a good while.

Nothing wrong with a bit of healthy masturbation, what ever your chemical state / gender or inclination.
 
Shambles said:
I very nearly bought one of those things. But only cos it was going ferra tenner... and was a flourescent green "alien" model. Not that I object to the standard ones... but they cost a fukkin fortune for what is essentially the modern day equivalent of a jar of warm liver. Or so I hear - fella I knew at college genuinely did recommend that as "the best wank ever".
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This whole thread is hilarious, though like Pagey I find the idea of such lengthy masturbation incomprehensible. I have had meth'ed up sex binges that resulted in soreness, crab-walking, etc. But otherwise marathon anything-involving-bits is not something I can really fathom.

Anyway, my cat is on a raw meat diet and lately I've been giving her chicken liver, which she loves. The stuff really grosses me out, texture wise, but now that you've mentioned it, it really is similar to female parts. Texture and wetness etc. Unfortunately it reminds me of leeches and slugs...
 
sales of liver explode in butchers across the uk, mysteriously. 'It's safer than a findus ready meal'
 
fairnymph said:
This whole thread is hilarious, though like Pagey I find the idea of such lengthy masturbation incomprehensible. I have had meth'ed up sex binges that resulted in soreness, crab-walking, etc. But otherwise marathon anything-involving-bits is not something I can really fathom.
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Ah good, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. I guess we're just more sensitive :o
 
I'm seriously intrigued by the warm liver thing. Did he try cold liver? Other types of offal? How extensive was the research?

(I love this thread.)
 
Pagey, I am so sensitive I sometimes wonder if something's wrong with me. I've been with guys who had hands like sanders. And they claimed their previous partners liked it like that. *shudder*

SD, I try to rotate my cat through all the organs for her health. So far she loves heart (more like cock than vag but not very genitalia-esque overall), she refuses to touch stomach (and from how it smells I don't blame her), and liver she loves, more than heart even. I haven't been able to find other organs yet...

But I have butchered whole animals and liver is really unique in texture.
 
fairnymph said:
Pagey, I am so sensitive I sometimes wonder if something's wrong with me. I've been with guys who had hands like sanders. And they claimed their previous partners liked it like that. *shudder*
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Nah, I just don't think guys realise how delicate we are. And don't even get me started about sharp fingernails. :|
 
fairnymph said:
Pagey, I am so sensitive I sometimes wonder if something's wrong with me. I've been with guys who had hands like sanders. And they claimed their previous partners liked it like that. *shudder*
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swampdragon said:
Nah, I just don't think guys realise how delicate we are. And don't even get me started about sharp fingernails. :|
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Yeah it's definitely not just you...haha I remember going on this like 2-3 day sex marathon on coke a few months ago, felt great during but Jesus I couldn't walk for like a week afterwards. Even putting on jeans hurt. I don't think we're made to do that sort of thing :!
 
swampdragon said:
Nah, I just don't think guys realise how delicate we are. And don't even get me started about sharp fingernails. :|
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Let's not let a sweeping generalisations get in the way of a good conversation ;)...I'm pretty sure that the ratio of 'guys' you have had any experience of against the number of us in the world is pretty big.

I myself bite my nails out of selfless devotion :D
 
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Can't beat a 2-minute wank when you're flying high... I'd give up drugs for a month just to have Sativa Rose for an hour, jeez.
 
^ orly?

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atm23 said:
Let's not let a sweeping generalisations get in the way of a good conversation ;)...I'm pretty sure that the ratio of 'guys' you have had any experience of against the number of us in the world is pretty big.
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Eh, I'm far too lazy to try and get my numbers up. Plus my boyfriend won't let me. (mumble.)

I myself bite my nails out of selfless devotion :D
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lol, impressive! I've stopped biting mine recently and I'm quite annoyed with myself.
 
A good way of finding out what people are into on BL is to click the post count of a thread and see who has posted most in a particular thread. Marmz probably knows this. ;)

Which, for the purposes of this thread, makes Shambles and Pagey the biggest wankers in EADD. :)

PS Ceres, you're third so I wouldn't LOL too much.
 
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