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speed wanks

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jancrow said:
^ True, pinch the base and mash it about. Eventually ejaculation can be achieved, followed by a gut-wrenching tidal wave of emptiness, self-loathing and misery.
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Urbain said:
Cue 3 hours, coming down, heart racing, bed wet with sweat.
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lol. eventually, sometimes. Mostly leaves me a slippery, stinky, sweaty mess, though.
 
A familiar feature of full-blown opiate withdrawal, maxalfie, often the final straw that breaks any voluntary kick and sends the victim howling for his man.

Many peeps who've suffered this aberration are too embarrassed to mention it. Unlike, I see, the speed wankers of Bluelight. Whatever gets your rocks off, I suppose, and a place for a harm reduction site, too.
 
pontifex01 said:
This is the best thing I've read on Bluelight yet.

At the risk of pissing MM off by telling the lazy cunt how to do his job again, I vote this goes down as BoBL
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Declaring a thread fit for BofBl within the actual thread in question devalues its eligibility for BofBl :sus:
 
Albion said:
Declaring a thread fit for BofBl within the actual thread in question devalues its eligibility for BofBl :sus:
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for fucks sake pontifex01, I could of had a thread i started in BofBl, but you had to go and fucking spoil it
 
speed wanks are never speedy wanks.

I'd be lucky to get an erection in 12 hours, let alone actually ejaculate...
 
snolly said:
Truest thread ever.

Seven hours here.
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Pix/Vidz or GTFO =D<3

aussie101 said:
LMAO 4 days?? wtf man i can't believe you kept it up that long!!! Although i have never used this mdpv.
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You just answered your own question ;)

Peev wanks are beyond obsessive. Have gone days at a stretch many times :o

maxalfie said:
Not exactly a speed wank but when going cold turkey from heroin years ago I actually came without touching my cock or even having a hard on.
Strange one that was.
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Came 13 times in a night once just from tossing 'n' turning whilst clucking... sans actual tossing. Was just friction on the sheets as I turned trying to get comfy. Also several times brought on by sneezing.
 
I don't know why cold turkey leads to these orgasms without erections but there is obviously a scientific reason why they occur.
All I know is that things can get quite messy indeed.
 
Yup. I imagine it's summat to do with the sudden return of physical sensation to bodyparts in general.

Often found opiates to be a nightmare when it comes to sexin' up da lay-deez, me. Am always incapable, overkeen or oversoon, as it were. First g/f I had whilst on opi's totally freaked cos it took me 3-4 days/nights or so of less non-stop nobbing to actually "arrive" when we first got it on. She blamed herself. I was just gobsmacked at how hard it was to reach the heights compared to usual but could see her point. Alternatively it's just splurt 'pon sneeze territory more or less... without a run up. Opi's are great for secks... sometimes. But absolutely horrid most of the time :|
 
Hahahah no I can imagine. Please tell me that never happened while you were around people? =D

Similar things happen to chicks though you know. These past couple of days I can practically just cross my legs and voilà. Bit less messy though :D
 
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