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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

speed wanks

Mental Kenny said:
12 hours is nothing, don't listen to the you should-go-out-and-socialize brigade. Next time buy some mdpv instead and try to break my current record of four days, with toilet trips, allowing yourself quick breaks for cold showers and kitchen mission for foil and water. Only then you can yourself a man. %)
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Liar. Or a true hero... I will never know for sure.

PS - Did you sleep at all in those 4 hours? because falling asleep breaks the length of time recorded.

Not that anyones published guidelines on this sorta thing (yet...)
 
Pagey said:
I wonder if this is a guy thing, I've never heard of a chick go at it for hours and hours in a row, drugs or no drugs
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Uh, I'm a girl, so now you have! I suppose you have to be fairly gentle, otherwise things would get a bit painful.. Same goes for 6 hour sex sessions though.

Albion said:
Can you elaborate on what a mass penis failure is?
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Dunno, but it really needs to be the name of an album. Possibly post-rock.
 
Albion said:
Can you elaborate on what a mass penis failure is?
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When the skin is rubbed off, stings like all fuck and goes down. This is despite using lube the whole time. Usually accompanied by a bed saturated with two peoples sweat who are struggling to walk. No more sex. Followed by large amounts of downers.
 
Dont know what your talking about. I can never, ever, get it up when I'm on stims. Although when I get home in the morning, it doesn't stop me trying. Never works, but I get so horny, I cant stop myself. Cue 3 hours, coming down, heart racing, bed wet with sweat.
 
aussie101 said:
When the skin is rubbed off, stings like all fuck and goes down. This is despite using lube the whole time. Usually accompanied by a bed saturated with two peoples sweat who are struggling to walk. No more sex. Followed by mass amounts of downers.
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Hahahaha! What a scene!
 
the trick is to get it over and done with right at the beginning instead of destroying your cock for 12 hours in vain. (applies to pv mostly)
 
Sweet Christ Jesus, four days? I'd whittle it down to a nub! People that aren't already circumcised wouldn't have to get surgery, at the least you'd end up with like third degree indian burns. Harm Redux, since it's BL: pick up some very high quality lube before picking up your speed!
 
^ True, pinch the base and mash it about. Eventually ejaculation can be achieved, followed by a gut-wrenching tidal wave of emptiness, self-loathing and misery.
 
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Not exactly a speed wank but when going cold turkey from heroin years ago I actually came without touching my cock or even having a hard on.
Strange one that was.
 
Albion said:
Can you elaborate on what a mass penis failure is?
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You mean apart from my new favourite phrase?

I have had a few coke and booze fueled fuck-a-thons ruined due to my hand cramping up, which is never good and which is why I sometimes wish I had a penis.
 
20max10 said:
ive seen this picture circulating facebook and i call bullshit
ive gone 12 hours and it caused mild finger discomfort, but never a huge blister like that
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Maybe the owner of that hand has lovely soft skin thanks to mild green fairy liquid and therefore couldn't handle hours of cock strangulation.
 
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