A couple of days ago when I was driving to Auckland with Lydia, at my usual 140-150 kph along the motorway, I passed a van parked on the side of the road. My radar detector didn't beep (I'm now guessing it's a useless piece of crap, especially since I bought it for a point of meth), so I continued driving at the same speed. Then I noticed a sudden flash from the rear window of the van. Fuck! 
So now I'm expecting a hefty speeding ticket to arrive in my letterbox within the next few days. Hopefully the camera didn't catch Lydia sitting in the passenger seat, cos I'm not supposed to be carrying passengers either! That'd be another fine on top of the speeding ticket. But fuck it, I'm not gonna pay. Speed cameras are just revenue gathering tools for the cops. If they want the fine that badly, they can summon me to court! Then I'll explain how terribly poor I am, and arrange to pay it off $10 a week for a year or so.
So now I'm expecting a hefty speeding ticket to arrive in my letterbox within the next few days. Hopefully the camera didn't catch Lydia sitting in the passenger seat, cos I'm not supposed to be carrying passengers either! That'd be another fine on top of the speeding ticket. But fuck it, I'm not gonna pay. Speed cameras are just revenue gathering tools for the cops. If they want the fine that badly, they can summon me to court! Then I'll explain how terribly poor I am, and arrange to pay it off $10 a week for a year or so.