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Most of my favorite quotes come from my favorite episode, the original Towelie one:

Stan: There it is. The Okama Game Sphere.
Kyle: Dude, it's got 128 gigahertz d-ram.
Stan: What's that?
Kyle: Don't know, but it kicks ass.

hehehe

or

Commander: [pacing proudly, solemnly] Yes, we've been trying to make our own genetic copies of the towel, but only because we had to. You see, when we started spying on Tynacorp, we discovered a certain, terrifying secret. [the boys show no interest.]
Soldier: Go on! Ask him what terrifying secret.
Kyle: What terrifying secret?
Commander: That Tynacorp was making these towels to take over the world!
Cartman: We're never gonna play our Okama GameSphere again, are we?

the desperation in Cartman's voice is just hilarious
 
You probably already know mine from an Aus Social thread... it's Towlie playing Pseudo Echo's Funkytown on keypad to get into the military installation.

And pretty much anytime Towlie gets high.

Oh and Ike... I love Ike, he's so frickin cute... and that episode where he asked for three tabs of acid.

Towlie & Ike... love to pieces.

Oh and the episode Heaven vs Hell or something where the arch-angel Gabriel or whoever keeps sniffing the whiteboard marker.

<3 South Park =D
 
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I like the one where Cartman goes on the Maury Show.

"Whatever, Whatever...I do what I want!"


Also...


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I like the one where Cartman starts a Christian Rock Band.

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face"

"Everytime I see Jesus up on that cross, I cant help but think that he looks kinda hot."
 
The Stupid spoiled whore episode

You don't want to go to this party, Wendy! We're inviting all the boys, and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle, and Two Minutes In The Closet, and do ketamine.

That's okay.

Oh, please, do you even know what ketsmine is?

Yes.

See? You are too smart.

Yeah. We have no idea what ketamine is. =D

lol
 
Ravr said:
The Stupid spoiled whore episode

You don't want to go to this party, Wendy! We're inviting all the boys, and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle, and Two Minutes In The Closet, and do ketamine.

That's okay.

Oh, please, do you even know what ketsmine is?

Yes.

See? You are too smart.

Yeah. We have no idea what ketamine is. =D

lol
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Hahaha, I the Paris Hilton perfume, how you just hear that cool whispery voice say, "Skanque".
 
dapurpman said:
Towelie: You're a towel.
Geraldo: No, you're a towel.
Towelie: Well you're a beaner towel.
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Ummmm, pardon my ignorance but can someone fill me in on what 'beaner' means???
 
Towlie: "If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel ... you never know were hotel towels have been."
 
There's this one with the cop who doesn't know how to read...and, at the end, he holds up this copy of "Atlas Shrugged" and says: I read this and it was TERRIBLE! I never want to read again!


LOL. Though, as a...

(what the fuck do I call myself these days? Republican? Nahhh...too much human slime going around calling themselves that...I'd be prouder of the title "male whore". A guy who gets down on his knees and sucks strange men's cocks for money is a paragon of virtue compared to Rumsfeld or Cheney)

...True Conservative, I'd be happier to see him hold up a copy of some book by Foucault or Derrida.
 
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