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Someone intvent an opiate without constipation side effects!

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I am currently inebriated enough to where I have to retype every word I misspelled, which has currently been all of them. Consequently, mods please move this to a different forum if it does not belong here.

I am a six year heroin user. I've tried everything else reasonably obtainable to achieve the same mental orgasm as the diacetyl...and failed.

As pathetic as this may seem may decision to quit opiates was not based on financial issues, family turmoil, societal discrimination, but....fucking constipation! Every time I squeeze a golfball outta my rectum I promise to myself "never again!!" But I do it again! And now I'm on probation for a DUID, so this a good a chance as ever to quit. OR...someone somewhere someplace make an full mu-agonist that doesn't back me up like rush hour. Or guide to to some already existing drug of this nature, I shall than be indebted to you and give you an online blowjob.

P.S. Most of this is not a joke, help! Fuck ginger and fiber, shit doesn't work for me. If I'm SOL, please tell me so, so I can can give up that glimmer of hope, and just quit.

Excuse my rudeness. Sumimasen.
 
So I add this obscure drug to my regiment of opiates? I am currently cross-eyed to due various psycho-actives, and my IQ is at George Bush level. Or is it a high of all of its own? Either way seems like it might be difficult to acquire. More information in a condensed for intoxxrticated idiots versions is needed. Then you may whip out you penis.
 
If you don't want side effects, don't use drugs. It's that simple.

Don't be prancing around thinking you can put chemicals into your body without some unpleasant effects.

Either man up and stop being a pussy, or smarten up and stop using. If you want intense euphoria, you better be ready to deal with bullshit. You aren't getting away with anything for free.
 
they are inventing opiates which act as naloxone does to the cns but which only act on the pns there for making it so if a regular opiate is taken with the other pns acting drug it will hopefully eliminate those side effects and not causing withdrawal in theory
 
but besides that what about generic mira lax? propelyne gycol [spell ck too lazy to look up]
ohhhh ummm a tip~ sync your bowel moments for before you take your first dose in the a.m.m and drink coffee in the morning. thats what i used to do, ciggerettes in the a.m before your 1st dose can help as well

if non of that helps step up to the plate or go sit on the bench
 
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Thank you for your useful comments, NeighboorhoodThreat and poppywonderland.

I was describing my problems in a humorous (well, to me a least) and self-deprecating way.

Voxide, I was asking about circumventing a specific symptom. Doctors develop new drugs all them the time for this reason alone. (Well maybe not my scenario...but you get the idea). So thank you for not adding anything useful to this topic, go eat a dick and die.
 
Heroin was always the least constipating opiate for me because I'd always wake up in withdrawal... and we all know what that means.

Other than that drink alot of water, it really does help, and miralax in emergency situations. or milk of magnesia, that stuff works but it always makes me nauseous.

I'm on subs and they make me more constipated than anything but drinking alot of fluids and eating right make a huge difference for me.

Make sure you're getting some exercise even if it's just walking, cuz it's really easy to just do nothing all day on H and that only makes the constipation worse.
 
Voxide, I was asking about circumventing a specific symptom. Doctors develop new drugs all them the time for this reason alone. (Well maybe not my scenario...but you get the idea). So thank you for not adding anything useful to this topic, go eat a dick and die.

Either man up and stop being a pussy, or smarten up and stop using.

...
 
Is it really that hard to take a dump before you get that first dose of the day?

I been on oxycod for years and oxymorph now and thats all I do, wake up, get a big mug of coffee, take a shit, take my pills. But I can feel your pain, I had to stop taking methadone pills for pain management because I wouldnt shit for days, so they switched me to the Opanas. And buprenorphine is terrible for some folks but others report to have no problems like the second poster but my brother is on subs and he has all sorts of problems dropping a deuce. Everybody is different. But if you just wait for mild withdrawals and drink some coffee, you shouldnt have any problems dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
 
^ lulz at cosby kids comment.

The coffee idea is one that I really believe in, just wait that much longer and then drink it up. Drink lots of water before and after...and during your opiate fun times as well. @fredPA, I know a lot of people have even worse problems with buprenorphine, but, at least in my experiences, its better than, say, morphine.

I wish there could be an opiate that only hits the opiate receptors in your brain too, man. Until then, methylnaltrexone (if you can get it), lots and lots and lots of water, miralax, a stool softener if needed and if you're really having problems, a more hardcore laxative such as magnesium citrate.

I take magnesium oxide supplement pills daily and I find they help the opiate constipation problem too, without the intensity of magnesium citrate.
 
never heard of cloxyl senna?
the stongest bowel stimulant used in all the oldies on long term opiates b/c constipation can cause it's own problems. but then it is the strongest and the body becomes dependent on that too.
how often are you going? do you bleed ever?
 
Edit: Behave. -phrozen

ok, but i dont think the op was asking anything about this
 
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@ HoodThreat: Yeah buprenorphine is a very interesting substance, with the mild side effects like constipation it really does effect people differently, same with headaches, I see a lot people say they get headaches, then another poster will tell them they dont ever get headaches.

One thing I know, it saved my bro's life. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get treatment for opiate dependence but want to work on fixing their addictive behavior. From what I can tell, it doesnt get my brother high at all but fixes the withdrawal problem. His doc is willing to give it to him forever if he feels he needs it. I took my bro to his first appt and it really opened my eyes when he was explaining the difference between dependence and addiction. Subs are truly a miracle for a lot of people.
 

How mature of you. Funniest part is, you have yet to refute anything I've said. Trolling at it's finest.

Voxide, I was asking about circumventing a specific symptom. Doctors develop new drugs all them the time for this reason alone.

Yes. DOCTORS. Developed for people who actually need the medication. Not idiots looking for a buzz. Deal with it. There is no quality control for illegal substances. If ginger and fiber don't work, I don't know what to tell you.
 
^^Indeed

Buprenorphine is quite a godsend, I've found it easier to reduce its dose down than other opiates. I'm yet to have headaches on it and while it is constipating, it is still much less constipating than other opiates, I think its even less constipating than higher doses of kratom.
 
How mature of you. Funniest part is, you have yet to refute anything I've said. Trolling at it's finest.



Yes. DOCTORS. Developed for people who actually need the medication. Not idiots looking for a buzz. Deal with it. There is no quality control for illegal substances. If ginger and fiber don't work, I don't know what to tell you.

thats because you don't know much. He was asking the more informed people on this site. you shouldn't respond to any more questions imo
 
thats because you don't know much. He was asking the more informed people on this site. you shouldn't respond to any more questions imo

Suggesting marijuana is a gateway drug in the other thread. Yes, an informed one you certainly are.
 
You'll need to pick up a bottle of MiraLax. Take some as soon as you can before using, and then continue to take it for a couple of days after you've quit using. Or, well... I don't know how this would work for you if you're a full-time user. You may have to continue taking it all the time. For me, I like to go on binges, so I begin taking some before my binge begins and then for a while after it ends.

I'm not sure why more people don't recommend this. It has got to be a more effective method than ginger and fiber. Then again, it's also pretty expensive.
 
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