Raz
Bluelighter
I couldn't remember whether I've posted this before or not, but me and my posse wrote this ages ago and I thought it was funny and worth reading. Pay attention to me dammit! 
Anywho, here it is in all its glory....
SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS THE RATIONAL WAY (Priest From the Ghetto remix)
Some lesbians like to beat their wives
They give em big black shiny eyes
I'm tellin ya sistas, change your lives
And listen to the S Club rhymes!
Mack Daddy's rap:
I've got some problems
They need to be solved
I'm going to da church
to have them resolved
Hop in my lexus
With the bitch in tow
There is only one reason I need to go
Sunday is a day of rest
Its when I like to get some breast
Big ho women sitting in the pillars
do they know I'm a tit pig thrilla ?
Women all over, praying and singing
Got my dick rock hard, I want some flinging
Dressed up to the nines, titties just begging
For them mack daddy to give them attention
My wifes getting jelous, I'm getting bored
I pray for some tittie oh dear lord
Rachelle and Mandy, bitches getting me me Randy
wanna take them to the pew
make my big dick spew
make them slave
sunday chruch titties I crave
Listen to the sermon, I think im gonna blow
But thats the story of listening to the big tittied priest from the
ghetto
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
(what was that?)
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
You won't find true happiness in a pill
Or at the bottom of a pot of beer
I'm telling ya kids there's just one thing that will
Make all those dramas disappear!
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
(what was that?)
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
and so on...
JOEY DA BOMB (aka President Raz)
Anywho, here it is in all its glory....
SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS THE RATIONAL WAY (Priest From the Ghetto remix)
Some lesbians like to beat their wives
They give em big black shiny eyes
I'm tellin ya sistas, change your lives
And listen to the S Club rhymes!
Mack Daddy's rap:
I've got some problems
They need to be solved
I'm going to da church
to have them resolved
Hop in my lexus
With the bitch in tow
There is only one reason I need to go
Sunday is a day of rest
Its when I like to get some breast
Big ho women sitting in the pillars
do they know I'm a tit pig thrilla ?
Women all over, praying and singing
Got my dick rock hard, I want some flinging
Dressed up to the nines, titties just begging
For them mack daddy to give them attention
My wifes getting jelous, I'm getting bored
I pray for some tittie oh dear lord
Rachelle and Mandy, bitches getting me me Randy
wanna take them to the pew
make my big dick spew
make them slave
sunday chruch titties I crave
Listen to the sermon, I think im gonna blow
But thats the story of listening to the big tittied priest from the
ghetto
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
(what was that?)
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
You won't find true happiness in a pill
Or at the bottom of a pot of beer
I'm telling ya kids there's just one thing that will
Make all those dramas disappear!
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
(what was that?)
Solve your problems the rational way
Go to church every Sunday!!
and so on...
JOEY DA BOMB (aka President Raz)
