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solid openers (pick -up lines) to approach girls?

I was wearing a a metal gear t-shirt and he asked me xbox or ps.
We have been together ever since.
Noticing something the girl is interested in or a nice non perv compliment is nice.
Im kinda old fashioned so i like chivalry also
 
Well i always used them specifically to see outright if a girl i like has a compatabile sense of humor.

Thats why the more ridiculous the better. Its OBVIOUS its not meant to actually get her. It's to gauge if she recognizes and understands the joke.

Im sorry if a girl just gets offended and thinks her shit doesnt stink. Im not wasting my time.

Ivd been with girls who have zero ability to find humor in the shit grind of adult life. It's never a good relationship.

If you are really using one liners with the intention of getting with a girl.

Stop. Its not a think that really will work in ur favor.

You dont meet ur soulmate in a bar. You meet her at a book store. Remember that
 
Cateturry3turrycan said:
Well i always used them specifically to see outright if a girl i like has a compatabile sense of humor.

Thats why the more ridiculous the better. Its OBVIOUS its not meant to actually get her. It's to gauge if she recognizes and understands the joke.

Im sorry if a girl just gets offended and thinks her shit doesnt stink. Im not wasting my time.

Ivd been with girls who have zero ability to find humor in the shit grind of adult life. It's never a good relationship.

If you are really using one liners with the intention of getting with a girl.

Stop. Its not a think that really will work in ur favor.

You dont meet ur soulmate in a bar. You meet her at a book store. Remember that
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I've found my soulmate in a brothel not at a book store. At the beginning, I could not understand why she looked like a woman but spoke like a man. Later on, I found out that my gorgeous girl had a penis. but she left me =/
 
I dunno if I am right, but I am under the impression that asking this question may indicate that you are missing a vital part of picking up a stranger.
And that is, that there is no universally working sequence of words, but only a mix of what you say, how that relates to the person and situation and how you appear to the person, and who this person is.
So basically you have to learn to "read" people, at least superficially.
 
Im still curious to hear some of the more funny, witty or absurd "pick up lines", not to pick up ladies just cuz people find it amusing when you intentionally make an ass of yourself in a premeditated and clever way
 
today I got a match with a girl named lara on tinder so I asked her if she wanted to raid my tomb. other times I ask girls if they are tramadol because I'm the cyp2d6 enzyme and I'm ready to metabolise them. chicks love guys who almost shit themselves if they don't take their dose so why not? I make puns out of their names, very very sick jokes. all kind of fucked up shit, if she still stays after that, I know that I have someone special :LOL::LOL::LOL:

I'm laughing like I'm joking but I really say things like that sometimes. I say even more fucked up shit but I'm not gonna share it because I have 0 warnings and I want to stay that way.

other times I got cuter pick up lines, but most of the times I'm into wicked stuff. "oh you got a little bro?" "I'm into michael jackson"

trust me if she has a sense of humour, she will be less a pain in the ass in the future. at least in my case, but that's all I do, think of twisted plots/fucked up shit,smoke weed,rhyme,code

edit bonus line: "Are you George Clinton?" "You made me Crack a smile" , I keep saying stuff like this and I might find @Zonxx in my bed tonight
 
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CoastTwoCoast said:
"Hello, how are you?" Goes a long way...
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great opener
old school or not it is verbal contact and what wolf said about body language is spot on, IME.
me and my "buddy" at work had our arms around each other and hugs. ha. everyone looking crazy. ;) we do need to talk.... i dont hug anyone and never go out with co-workers. that display of public affection is branded in my being for a second. it was seriously unexpected but totally welcome. oh god help me. hahaha
this is the girl that got beat down by the popo a minute ago. my empathy runs deep for her. she is a non user of anything but drinks. bad ass.
if they want you they will get you
 
PtahTek said:
great opener
old school or not it is verbal contact and what wolf said about body language is spot on, IME.
me and my "buddy" at work had our arms around each other and hugs. ha. everyone looking crazy. ;) we do need to talk.... i dont hug anyone and never go out with co-workers. that display of public affection is branded in my being for a second. it was seriously unexpected but totally welcome. oh god help me. hahaha
this is the girl that got beat down by the popo a minute ago. my empathy runs deep for her. she is a non user of anything but drinks. bad ass.
if they want you they will get you
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What? Why did the popo give her a beat down? My dad was a fantastic cop, but many of them are power hungry assholes. Years ago, I walked out of Walgreens drugstore and like 6 police vans pulled up. I was surprised to see them rushing over to me. They made me put my hands behind my head. They asked for my license and my natural reaction was to reach in my back pocket, he yelled "Put your hands back behind your head." Then he took my ID out of my back pocket. When I reached for it, that could've been an excuse for them to shoot me...All these white cops surrounding me. They said I matched the description of a woman who robbed a store. My hair was purple. I was like "Does she have purple hair like I do?" They all looked stupid. They snatched my bag and searched it like I had a fucking gun in there. It was only candy I bought for my granny. They asked for my phone number and let me walk away. It was frightening. They could've thrown me in one of those vans and I never would've been heard from again. I have never ever been in trouble with the law. I see how horrible things can happen to innocent people.
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
Why did the popo give her a beat down?
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not sure yet. we have decided (mutually) that we need to talk. may be something we both can get from each other that cannot be acquired through other avenues? IDK....
she was drinking at out at a club... wearing "club-wear"... ie basically nothing and whatever happened they wanted her on the ground and she didnt want to be open to the public... she struggled and they had their way. they gonna get theirs. lions lay in the cut and watch for weakness and time their strike.
so sorry that happened to you. to see this as it has happened to me time or three and it is not cool to police with war tactics. these returning combat vets need to decompress and realize that not everyone is a combative. if they keep it up everyone will become combative and shit gonna go down. history over and over and over ad nauseam.
this shit happens too often and most likely everyone knows someone or several someones who have experienced humiliation for being free spirited.
fuck that shit!
im mad as fuck now and getting nervous.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
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