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Social Dicksizing aka How many Bluelighters have you met?

I'd look pretty 'orrible in a dress these days.

Last time I wore a dress for a woman I found out she had genital warts the same evening. I made my excuses and was eventually allowed to leave her flat two days later. I wish that were a lie.
 
When somebody is that manic it's impossible not to notice the murderous undertones in seemingly innocuous utterances such as "No, you should stay".

She insisted on continuing conversations if she went for a piss or a shit too. Not in a kinky way - she just didn't mind pissing or shitting in front of people if it meant she could keep on talking, and she'd insist you came in or she'd act really hurt.

Yeah...
 
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kate said:
Me 2!

I have this image in my head of jancrow and yep, he's hot ;)



I don't want to meet any of you :p holy fuck that be bursting through the virtual bubble film into reality :|
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Yeah like last time, didn't you end up marrying the guy you met? ;)

@ Seyer: I would like to meet you too, Mr DeLorean. You aren't even that far away any more!
 
I nearly met jancrow but then he sent me some photos, after having a good look at them all (fuckin onerous task that was) I had to make some shitty excuses.

You'd want to insist he wears a mask if you do arrange a meet.
 
Here's a pic:
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Trivia: Jancrow's 'mask' is actually solidified cocaine, oozed out of the right nostril.

I don't know why he dresses like Victorian nobility.
 
SamhainGrim said:
That's a clique, not a couple. The couple accusations died down ages ago. ;)
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hahaha!

we own the forum celebrity non wedding of the year award.

but now there's at least 6 of us apparently.

polyamorous cliques are where it's at this year according to Bluntsie
 
WTF? I only have to go out of the thread for several hours of chainsawing up an extraordinarily large bush and getting thousands of insects all over me and it's face speculation central.

Mailmonkey said:
I nearly met jancrow but then he sent me some photos, after having a good look at them all (fuckin onerous task that was) I had to make some shitty excuses.

You'd want to insist he wears a mask if you do arrange a meet.
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This is all true. :sus:

I might have gone too far with the tigerskin rug shots.


Albion said:
Here's a pic:

Trivia: Jancrow's 'mask' is actually solidified cocaine, oozed out of the right nostril.
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This made me laugh but I've done coke approx twice in the last decade (most recently last weekend if what I had a go on is worthy of that description). It's more likely to be a huge hotrock burn exposing my skull underneath. Or shitalin corroding my face.

Albion said:
I don't know why he dresses like Victorian nobility.
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Borrowing your garms innit my lovely. Actually, that does look a BIT like me.

Yes, ladies, I'm hot. Stick with that mental image please. <3
 
kate said:
You mean gang bang Marmz?
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Oh ewe! you make it sound so wrong! ... but I agree, polywhatchamacallit sounds much less ... less ... bad things

Jancrowski: Old ID pics are fine, but should you wish to shower us with newer not-so-old ones, that would be even finer, obviously
 
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