• LAVA Moderator: Shinji Ikari

So you're coming out of your local bar drunk...

What's your vendor of choice, oh drunken one?

  • Hot dog.

    Votes: 13 27.1%
  • Philly cheese steak sandwich.

    Votes: 22 45.8%
  • Delicious corn.

    Votes: 13 27.1%

  • Total voters
    48
LMAO Cocaine?? I had no clue that everyone who left the bar goes home to rail some lines.

Where did the Cocaine comment come from? I'm lost this thread is lost.

So anyways are you trying to set up a food stand? If so I hope your dealing coke with your "well seasoned corn" now that would be a hit!
 
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Thank you Bronson,

Hmm, because people who are just going to go home, do cocaine, or get bar food don't apply? I want to see how I stand against my competitors (hotdog and cheese steak).

You are dead in the water. In fact a water bottle stand out the front of the bar would be more successful than corn. But the pizza guy would still make more profit. You argue that your healthy friends like corn but last time I checked the health food types aren't out past midnight drinking.
 
My rank ordered preference:

1. making an eggy ramen bowl with Ali in our underwear
2. other items
3. well seasoned corn, but only because I'm vegetarian

Really, I'm looking for a food with lots of lipids and free glutamate that tastes like it. A falafel sandwich would be great, but only if the falafel is quite expertly done. So would veggie tempura. Pizza would be liable to trump the other options if 'my crew' (jesus...can I even claim to ever 'roll' with a 'crew'?) is going to someone's house, planning to be up for a bit.

ebola
 
First off, this is a message board so caps.. =/= yelling (its EMPHASIZE. )
Second, as a MOD, can make whatever SUGGESTIONing. Because I, as the thread creator, I requested a poll of three options. You as a mod, have ALL the control. You say it's not serious but why are you not doing what I ask (if It's not a big deal at all?)? I want a second opinion about what BLers would choose out of 3 options. You can keep it how it is and feed your ego; frankly, I don't care.

It'd be nice if you can set your ego aside and leave D-Z at the door; but if you wanna bring it. BRING IT.
Corn is delicious.
 
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S.H said:
What flavor of ramen..?

In America, Top Oriental (there's actually tremendous difficulty finding another one that's vegetarian). I also put veggies in (kale and broccoli are common).

PD said:
First off, this is a message board so caps.. =/= yelling (its EMPHASIZE. )

You may use ctrl + i to italicize words. . .

ebola
 
The more I think about the objective of this thread, the more I can see it clearly isn't going to be in the realm of what this forum can provide. That combined with the fact this has already been derailed several times. Closed. PM any questions.

As per the SO guidelines:
LOCATION, LOCATION! - Bear in mind that this is an international message board. If you require answers that are relevant to your area or country only, please be sure to state where you are located to ensure you receive quality replies.

We simply do not have a dedicated user base from your specific area, so the debate / opinions offered could only be speculative at best.
 
I decided to reopen the thread as a show of good faith to Pretty Diamonds. I hope she will overlook my confusion and hasty decisions and continue on with my favorite topic: Food!
 
So you're aware I'm in agreement with this as well. I'm sorry for all the exchange of harsh words, and hope you can get what you need out of this. If you desire any modification to the thread let us know. Otherwise I'm fine with seeing this play out.
 
Thank you lovely SO mods for reopening my thread. It's nice to hear comments and international opinions on this subject matter.
LMAO Cocaine?? I had no clue that everyone who left the bar goes home to rail some lines.

Where did the Cocaine comment come from? I'm lost this thread is lost.

So anyways are you trying to set up a food stand? If so I hope your dealing coke with your "well seasoned corn" now that would be a hit!
Usually people do cocaine when they drink so they're not hungry. My point was, I want to hear from people who are drunk AND hungry.
You are dead in the water. In fact a water bottle stand out the front of the bar would be more successful than corn. But the pizza guy would still make more profit. You argue that your healthy friends like corn but last time I checked the health food types aren't out past midnight drinking.
I've never heard that sayin... Dead in the water. Hm, interesting. Especially since so many people do die in the water.

Water is free at bars (so nobody would pay for it) and pizza delivery is usually done at midnight (at the latest)
My rank ordered preference:

1. making an eggy ramen bowl with Ali in our underwear
2. other items
3. well seasoned corn, but only because I'm vegetarian

Really, I'm looking for a food with lots of lipids and free glutamate that tastes like it. A falafel sandwich would be great, but only if the falafel is quite expertly done. So would veggie tempura. Pizza would be liable to trump the other options if 'my crew' (jesus...can I even claim to ever 'roll' with a 'crew'?) is going to someone's house, planning to be up for a bit.

ebola
I don't know what's going on with this ramen thing. Ramen is considered bar food over here so... there is ramen already being served!
What's the deal with the egg in the ramen..that sounds so terrible guys. What flavor of ramen..?
Egg adds extra flavor but the water has to be boiling for it to cook just right.
In America, Top Oriental (there's actually tremendous difficulty finding another one that's vegetarian). I also put veggies in (kale and broccoli are common).



You may use ctrl + i to italicize words. . .

ebola
Kale and broccoli are sooo not common in ramen. Lol.


NOW THAT WE'VE TALKED ABOUT RAMEN, let's stick back to the OP. :)
 
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I might try the corn if you got specialty salt like with extra large salt crystals (kinda like the jumbo pretzel salt but the seasalt version). What about colored salt crystals for outside the rave scene?

It could be called "Pretty Diamonds Salted Corn" (the pretty diamonds referring to the extra large salt crystals)
 
I might try the corn if you got specialty salt like with extra large salt crystals (kinda like the jumbo pretzel salt but the seasalt version). What about colored salt crystals for outside the rave scene?

It could be called "Pretty Diamonds Salted Corn" (the pretty diamonds referring to the extra large salt crystals)

I love the name!!! Pretty D your vendor stand is set with a name!

I think you should have different types of flavoring as well for the corn like deluxe: cheese and bacon on it or something kind of like different types of fries
 
I would go with pita sandwiches, pizza or pho. All those options sound terrible to me(I'm another vegetarian, tho, mind).
 
Hot dog. I can't 'admire' my morning shyte if there is corn visible. :D

I shit battleships like most opiate users, so having corn in those battleships just looks soooooo wrong. :p
 
the corn doesnt need to be on a stick all the time you know! How about a plastic cup or something? Gets?
So now I have a corn cob on a stick in one hand, and a plastic cup of bacon in the other? I won't be able to buy a water for tomorrow's hangover
 
Kale and broccoli are sooo not common in ramen. Lol.

They are super common in the ramen I make. :P
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So, what percentage of people in your area are vegetarians? This will help you sift signal from noise in this thread.

ebola
 
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