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So it be Friday and as no other c*nts gunna start one i will..

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mattnotrik said:
BAsically anyone with the mr legal adivce. truth and truth... chuked out of the inafmous baa baa in fallowfield because I slipped on some "water".. serious spilt 3 pint and a double DJ and coke I was very fucked tbh ok deserved it.. Anyway thats not the point, I got chuked out.. accepted such punishment, coke and vallies at home.. but requested I got my coat from the changing room before I left..my fone in there also..., outside requested again, bouncer punched me twice for "aggravating the staff", phoned the police,,3 woman coppers came said I leave or get arressted... of course its my fault. nReqiest again my jacket and phoine please and I go.. stick out start with the battons and spray.. leave gracefully to the delight of sam.. Anyone think any case here OFT?? IPC? got badge numbers? OR am i ONe of them cunts on BL everyone ignores, sam respones withj one 19 word answer??
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You're fucked. There's nothing you can do. Deal with it. Sorry.
 
swedger77 said:
I got woken again today at 4:45am by my neighbour who, i think is leaving today after his missus kicked him out. He woke me yesterday 7:30 and the same shit again today but at 4:45am. Basically just throwing stuff into the back of van and making a noise, so I went out in my shorts, bare-feet and nothing else to confront him at about 5am and he stayed in his house. I dont know if he saw me, but he never came out for a few minutes.

So I took the keys to his transit van out of the back door and put them on the roof of the van.

After finishing loading up his van, he then spent the next 2 hours rummaging through the back of it looking for the keys. He must of spotted them from an upstairs window at some point as he eventually found them..........simple but effective revenge!

Hopefully thats the last I will see of him
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Brilliant!
 
mattnotrik said:
BAsically anyone with the mr legal adivce. truth and truth... chuked out of the inafmous baa baa in fallowfield because I slipped on some "water".. serious spilt 3 pint and a double DJ and coke I was very fucked tbh ok deserved it.. Anyway thats not the point, I got chuked out.. accepted such punishment, coke and vallies at home.. but requested I got my coat from the changing room before I left..my fone in there also..., outside requested again, bouncer punched me twice for "aggravating the staff", phoned the police,,3 woman coppers came said I leave or get arressted... of course its my fault. nReqiest again my jacket and phoine please and I go.. stick out start with the battons and spray.. leave gracefully to the delight of sam.. Anyone think any case here OFT?? IPC? got badge numbers? OR am i ONe of them cunts on BL everyone ignores, sam respones withj one 19 word answer??
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That kind of happend to me once. I got thrown from a club as I lost my jacket ticket, but I was leaving and pleaded with the cloakroom staff to get it back. I could see it hanging up, and politely tried to reason with them as I knew what was in what pocket, etc. They were absolute arseholes, and told me to fuck off until the end of the night. It was midnight and freezing outside. So I stupidly opened the cloakroom door, and hence, got rushed by a massive fatty bouncer, who threw me on the pavement.

Still no agression, or drunken shouting, I stood outside trying to plead with him politely, but he was having none of it. I stood for at least an hour, with the cloakroom staff laughing at me through the window, and the fatty bouncer belittling me to all and sundry. So I asked a policewoman if she could reason with the fatty bouncer and help me. She literally ignored my face and turned her back on me.

So I stood there shivering until 2am, then the fatty bouncer came out and eventually gave me my jacket, but not before insulting me for 20 minutes because I ''was a boy who couldnt learn the rules''.

I was so frustrated and angry with the sheer unjustness of it all, that I stood hands in pocket infront of him, quietly (and with a friendly smile on my face), told him he was a fat bastard and he probably wasnt getting any from the wife.. it was so satisfiying to see his face turn from smug self posing chip on his shoulder big man, to absolute fury, that he couldnt do a thing.

And the Police? Thought we were having a friendly conversation. Best moment of my life. That guy was a fucking bastard.
 
I still haven't been able to fucking sleep, drinking copius amounts of fucking beer has done nothing to help push me in the right direction either it's now just before 9pm and I'm half cut and contemplating going out rather than going to bed! I've got a bird texting me saying to meet here somewhere nearbye and I'm actually considering it when I should be going to sleep. I look like shit, feel like shit, need a shave, a sleep and a fucking slap and told to get a grip. I need to go extend my visa tomorrow (well sometime this week but I thought tomorrow would be best) if I go out it won't fucking happen!
 
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would you like a slap next? :D


ps: and he might forget...you know what oor Spade's like eh
 
valium > visa

anyway if you get caught without a visa i'm sure you can bribe the cop/official with 20p and a bag of haribo

I think you need to start doubling your benzo intake, this is sure to produce more bottle fighting & other entertaining stories.
 
I think we're all waiting for the defining moment of this trip. I think if it's going to happen anywhere it'll be in Bangkok, so should be some time this week. I think it may involve a ladyboy somehow, although for some reason I suspect that's already happened and he's keeping quiet.
 
First post, here goes!

I whisked away the other half to a walking weekend break in the Peak District. Stayed in an old converted Victorian B&B that had original roll top bath, that was lovingly installed in 1902. If you've ever had a bath in one, you know they are like having a bath in a shallow pool as they are 3x as deep as a normal bath. Fill it with almost boiling water, in you get - and waste an hour of pure bliss.

Went into Castleton, which has the worlds smallest bus station, up to Mam Tor - where I got asked by 4 rather young (albeit - fit) girls to take a photo of them posing on a fence. Almost 1700ft high, and between the four of them, none had proper clothing, and 1/4 of a bottle of water. Still, a cheeky friendly kiss as a thank you for taking their picture was enough to put the other half in a mood for the walk back down.

We then went to the underground caverns of Speedwell. The tour guide Ben, was highly amusing. If not slightly eccentric. Had a walk around Peveril Castle. (Which the National Heritage are trying to sell, on the quiet, according to the people that work there. Shh!)

A quick wonder around Devils Arse, and then for a meal at the Samuel Fox Inn. I had a Rabbit Suet starter, followed by Pheasant main. She had a beef pate starter, followed by fillet steak and braised shin. She had some local wines and myself had a pint of the local bitter. All in for the food and drink cost £80 with a decent tip.

Much fun was had, including having the couple below us asking what our "secret" was as they clearly heard us having sex.. Not really what you want when you're all sat around the only dining room table in the B&B.

After this we made swift our exit!

Pictures if anyone wants!
 
NotYouAsWell said:
First post, here goes!

I whisked away the other half to a walking weekend break in the Peak District. Stayed in an old converted Victorian B&B that had original roll top bath, that was lovingly installed in 1902. If you've ever had a bath in one, you know they are like having a bath in a shallow pool as they are 3x as deep as a normal bath. Fill it with almost boiling water, in you get - and waste an hour of pure bliss.

Went into Castleton, which has the worlds smallest bus station, up to Mam Tor - where I got asked by 4 rather young (albeit - fit) girls to take a photo of them posing on a fence. Almost 1700ft high, and between the four of them, none had proper clothing, and 1/4 of a bottle of water. Still, a cheeky friendly kiss as a thank you for taking their picture was enough to put the other half in a mood for the walk back down.

We then went to the underground caverns of Speedwell. The tour guide Ben, was highly amusing. If not slightly eccentric. Had a walk around Peveril Castle. (Which the National Heritage are trying to sell, on the quiet, according to the people that work there. Shh!)

A quick wonder around Devils Arse, and then for a meal at the Samuel Fox Inn. I had a Rabbit Suet starter, followed by Pheasant main. She had a beef pate starter, followed by fillet steak and braised shin. She had some local wines and myself had a pint of the local bitter. All in for the food and drink cost £80 with a decent tip.

Much fun was had, including having the couple below us asking what our "secret" was as they clearly heard us having sex.. Not really what you want when you're all sat around the only dining room table in the B&B.

After this we made swift our exit!

Pictures if anyone wants!
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So, eh, were you high?
 
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badandwicked said:
I think we're all waiting for the defining moment of this trip. I think if it's going to happen anywhere it'll be in Bangkok, so should be some time this week. I think it may involve a ladyboy somehow, although for some reason I suspect that's already happened and he's keeping quiet.
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Most of my trip has been spent in Bangkok, I practically just live here but in a hotel. There has been many defining stories of the trip I just haven't shared many of them because I'm pure paranoid about posting stuff online these days so I've just posted the odd thing in the Friday threads when half pished or vallied. The first week was fucking wild. You probably wouldn't even beleive me if I told you, I wouldn't believe someone if they told me.

watsons torment said:
valium > visa

anyway if you get caught without a visa i'm sure you can bribe the cop/official with 20p and a bag of haribo

I think you need to start doubling your benzo intake, this is sure to produce more bottle fighting & other entertaining stories.
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LOL. I've not had any benzos for a wee while, ran out and haven't restocked.

parttime crackhead said:
Fuck your visa. Do that next week. Vallies & booze mate. You know it makes sense.
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=D

kate said:
*slap slap slap*

Get a fucking grip Spade and sort your visa out - it's too important not to! OK :X

Much <3 to you babes.

*extra slap*
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It doesn't run out till the 20th and worst that happens when you over stay is you get charged a tenner a day, they even give you the first day free because they don't really give a fuck. I just wanted to get it out the way ASAP, I never went today because I'm a lazy fuck and hadn't even figured out where immigration was or how to get there. Sorted all that out today and figured out what I need to get, will go tomorrow. Honest. ;)

Thailand is so relaxed about their visa policy, people live here full time without having a residency visa, they just continually renew their visa or go to Cambodia, cross the border and then come right back in for years and years. Everyone knows, no one cares. Money innit.
 
jancrow said:
Cooking a big curry tonight then tomorrow I believe I am getting behind the wheels of steel in public for the first time in nearly three years. Girlfriend is away so I anticipate a day spent blazing like a rasta while I select far too many records to actually play in my allotted slot then giving myself a hernia / shitting myself as I carry what might as well be a box of tarmac all across town. Should be a good one!
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Well done for playing records.%)
 
Ha ha, it didn't even happen as the decks were fucked.... luckily I got that call just as I was leaving with a spine-fucking box of LPs.
Yes, mostly it is just 'playing records', and as it was going to be reggae / ska there wasn't even any 'real' mixing to do. Selection on the other hand, well you can or you can't.

edit: ps I'm sufficiently old to know that there's nothing inherently cool about playing records, I was just excited to be doing something I haven't in a long time wot brings me pleasure. Hey, it's Monday, no need to be a chippy chappie %)
 
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jancrow said:
Ha ha, it didn't even happen as the decks were fucked.... luckily I got that call just as I was leaving with a spine-fucking box of LPs.
Yes, mostly it is just 'playing records', and as it was going to be reggae / ska there wasn't even any 'real' mixing to do. Selection on the other hand, well you can or you can't.

edit: ps I'm sufficiently old to know that there's nothing inherently cool about playing records, I was just excited to be doing something I haven't in a long time wot brings me pleasure. Hey, it's Monday, no need to be a chippy chappie %)
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Haha i meant that you dont see many djs playing records these days. Its all digital gear.
 
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