So I picked up this hot girl on the subway . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

So I picked up this hot girl on the subway . . .

There was definitely mutual attraction and chemistry.

So we decided to go back to my place, smoke a few "cigarettes" and whaddaya know it - we wound up doing the deed.

Right as soon I we were finished, I said:

"You know, I realize that condoms are 99 percent effective,

But I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that you DEFINITELY did NOT just give me AIDS."

I'm gonna take a bow right now, as this really just happened this evening, and that was one of the more brilliant post-coital lines I've ever ad-libbed in my life.

 

[Mehm]

I don't get it ???

 

[Pillthrill]

Umm personally sounds kinda well sorry, irresponsible. AIDS, even if you ask them about it later but there is always herpes, other STDs and knocking her up. Maybe you might wanna be more careful. Sorry, I care about ppl and sometimes end up sounding like "mom".

 

[L O V E L I F E]

^^^^^

We used protection, no differently from any other protection-used one-night stand.

And I don't have AIDS - that was the point of the JOKE!

 

[New]

Eh...I understood the point of the joke was that you already had AIDS.

 

[IdiotsInStereo]

lame joke

 

[Lysis]

Ummmm, if a guy started joking about giving me AIDS on our first night, that would freak me out.

 

[Pillthrill]

^^^^^

We used protection, no differently from any other protection-used one-night stand.

And I don't have AIDS - that was the point of the JOKE!

I just care about people...no judgement. But would have some serious moral issues if you did.

 

[MynameisnotDeja]

Eh...I understood the point of the joke was that you already had AIDS.

LOL, that was my first thought too, and probably would have been my first thought if I was her. I think you might have scared the poor girl lol.

How did she react to that?

 

[expothead]

i thought maybe you were using your strap-on.

 

[L O V E L I F E]

Eh...I understood the point of the joke was that you already had AIDS.

You are correct - my bad for the typo.

LOL, that was my first thought too, and probably would have been my first thought if I was her. I think you might have scared the poor girl lol.

How did she react to that?

Thankfully, she was smarter than most comedy club audience members are, and as such, she understood the joke immediately, and had a sense of humor about it to boot.

i thought maybe you were using your strap-on.

Funny.

 

[MynameisnotDeja]

Hahahah.. now that I think about it more it's pretty funny.

 

[Raz]

Do people just not have a sense of humour anymore? Every time you post something in here people seem to not realise it's a joke? Despite the fact that almost everything you post is humour? Is it just me? AM I CRAZYPANTS?????

 

[New]

Aye. It seems we've been invaded by bogans and stiffs.

 

[MynameisnotDeja]

Do people just not have a sense of humour anymore? Every time you post something in here people seem to not realise it's a joke? Despite the fact that almost everything you post is humour? Is it just me? AM I CRAZYPANTS?????

Yes I've noticed this too and it gives me the lolz everytime.
People need to remember this is Words, pieces posted here are art.
It would be different if he posted some of this stuff in the context of the other forums.