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Snoo version 6 - Shiny Spring-Summertime Snoo!

Just went ferra piss wivva fag in ma mooth. Inevitable happened and it slipped from said mooth... then bounced around the toilet bowl rim ferra moment... and then bounced back outwards immediately afterwards thus landing on the (somewhat) acceptable bathroom floor rather than in amongst the pissy fagbutts left in the actual shitter earlier.

Fukkin yaaaaaassss!!!
 
Shambles said:
Tonight was the first time I could bend far enough to touch the ground in front of me and can get down more or less to me ankle leaning to one side and halfway down me shin on t'other. This may not sound like much of an achievement to y'all but given how limited my movement has been of late it really is so definitely snoo'd about it =D

And no, before anybody says it, it's not that I couldn't touch me toes due to being a bit of a chubber it's cos my back muscles are so fukkin twisted and contorted recently I can barely move at times :p
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Sham why take pain meds and do physio for back pain while still sleeping on a sofa?

Save up for a second hand bed and mattress, dare I say it stop buying drugs for a while, won't take long ;)

There are also charities that help with furniture basics, yes, even in Wales :)

http://www.frn.org.uk/
 
I barely take drugs - not even booze - these days, Ms Wicked. Certainly don't spend much money on 'em when I do. Am permaskint until the end of next year due to heavy deductions from benefits so got sod all other than enough to buy food (with occasional help from local food bank) and pay off bills each fortnight (and not even enough to pay all the bills so more deductions to come :\).

You are right about the sofa-sleeping issue but there is just nothing much I can do about it at the moment. Well, maybe there is come to think of it. I did get given a crappy auld single mattress a while back but not used it cos it's horribly uncomfortable. But... with a bit of rearrangement I could try it on top of the other crappy mattress and see if the doublecrap combo equals out to a less crappy result. Dunno why that didn't occur to me before actually. Cos I'm stoopid, probably. Don't hold out much hope of success - and two mattresses (crappy or otherwise) stacked atop each other ain't exactly great for backs either - but can't be any worse really.

An actual bed seems pretty much out the question for the foreseeable. There is a place within the general area that does cheap, second-hand furniture for folk on benefits but - as with most things here - it's travelling that's the problem.

But yes, I'm sure there must be things I could do if I really put mind to it. Probably. Mattress-stacking being actually doable. Not tonight though cos is a bit late for banging about clearing stuffs and humping mattresses about the place. Is kinda hard to find the motivation and energy to do anything without me pain meds (as is the case until next Wednesday) though cos am stiff as a board and bloody sore with it. But ends should justify horribly painful means. Thanks for the prod ;)<3
 
I just think a proper bed & mattress would do your back the world of good Sham, I know the misery of chronic pain. I also know the things that will benefit us the most are the hardest to prioritise, especially when times are really hard. Give that charity a ring, they have delivery vans and I'm sure it could all be done by phone. Good luck <3
 
Oh a proper bed and mattress really would be a godsend. If it were that easy even I would've done it by now though - have been in dire need for several years now. Actually, aside from mattresses on the floor (of varying quality) I've not slept in an actual bed since my mid-teens. Aside from nights spent in other peoples' beds, anyway. Am sure there must be women I've been with just so I could get a decent night's kip :D

That place here does deliver - if it didn't it would actually be impossible. You absolutely do have to go to the warehouse in person to show ID, proof of benefits and pick out and pay for what you want though. I know cos that's where I got my chair and sofa from when I moved in and they were insistent about the going in person thing. Got a lift with Occasional Mrs Shambles then but she's unable to drive now and that's been the case for quite a while now so got no access to any practical transport at all these days. I seem to remember it being a bit out of the way anyway but was a decade ago so might be remembering wrong.

Anyway, no point at the moment cos I genuinely cannot afford it. I can't even cover cost of food and essential bills at the moment let alone anything else. But when money woes ease up a bit it's definitely getting done cos sleeping stuffs is getting ridiculous now. Actually it got ridiculous years ago :\
 
Backs are a fickle thing. My 3/4 sprung bed is ruining mine, girlthing's is a huge queen sized squishy mattress (shut up) and that ruins me, but my single bed at my parents' house which is stiff as a board makes me feel like I'm not actually 90 years old. Weird. Couldn't sleep on a sofa mind, though my mate did so for two years or so and insists he's happier doing that.

Anyway if you want a mattress, come to Hull, they constitute a very northern version of those lovely tree lined avenues you get in nice places.
 
I should probably avoid commenting on coming to Hull to experience lovely, foliage-lined, avenues, Snoll-de-Roll... ;)

But ya. Sleeping in an actual bed - an actual bed wot suits yer situation - is a much-overlooked Thing ov Grate Beauty <3

In snoo news, have been sticking to those stretchy exercises and has really started to show dividends. I can actually feel muscle 'neath flab in places. Mostly from the inside. But, on the outside, caught a glimpse of meself in profile in the kitchen window whilst cooking dins yesterday and was quite impressed. Significantly less waste around the waist. "Lovehandles" (or flabfolds) virtually gone already. This is a snoo 8o
 
Shambles said:
I should probably avoid commenting on coming to Hull to experience lovely, foliage-lined, avenues, Snoll-de-Roll... ;)

But ya. Sleeping in an actual bed - an actual bed wot suits yer situation - is a much-overlooked Thing ov Grate Beauty <3

In snoo news, have been sticking to those stretchy exercises and has really started to show dividends. I can actually feel muscle 'neath flab in places. Mostly from the inside. But, on the outside, caught a glimpse of meself in profile in the kitchen window whilst cooking dins yesterday and was quite impressed. Significantly less waste around the waist. "Lovehandles" (or flabfolds) virtually gone already. This is a snoo 8o
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Haha aye, it's not the best looking city, though my part is pretty nice and I can confirm we do indeed have trees. Live ones! Mostly.

Should probably do some of those exercises myself, my tendency to drink when I'm in this awful house is outweighing my exercise and diet, need to do more. Got some unexpected snoo in the form of seeing my mate's new baby earlier, she's absolutely adorable. Two weeks and already smiling and lifting her head up and gawking at ya. Is the picture of her father, who also seemed pretty happy with the new arrival. That man's smile is snoo in itself really.
 
It's like when a kitten comes up to you in the street when you're having an otherwise bad or unremarkable day and it rubs itself up against your legs and all that kitten stuff.

Assuming you're not allergic to or hate cats, obviously.

edit: there is a far better definition kicking around that I can't be arsed to find cos sleepy <3

if it was a pokemon it would be
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My snoo for today was a surprise visit from girlthing, an 'I love you', and cuddles from the world's most ridiculously dopey dog. Shut up I mean an actual dog; she's gorgeous :X Is dopey tho.
 
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Super snoo, Speaking to Shammy for the first time in too long and my mate S. Long may I be in contact as I've missed them so very much and love them dearly.
 
I wouldn't have you any other way my sweet baby! Damn nap got my sleep sched all fucked up. Verging on a gibberings post. You really put the smile in my day and I think I may have passed it on to someone who needed it today. So, thanks pal. Theres always a Shammy when you need him!
 
Hahahahaaha! Definitely not the case I can assure you :D

But if I'm being credited with spreading smiles around and about the place with wild, gay, carefree abandon then who am I to doubt it. I should probably be prescribable on the NHS.
 
Shams my friend you should have been prescribed years ago! I know so many that would love a dose of you.

Took you long enough to reply to a compliment. How did I greet you earlier. Oh yeah, Douche! Didn't think I could love you more but there ya go!
 
Ha! To be fair I was still somewhat dazed and confused after being a bit of an 'orrendous drugpig the last coupla days and it actually took quite some time to register. It's been way too long since I last answered the phone to be greeted with a hearty "Douche!" <3

Ugh. And speaking of dazed and confused, think I'd better try to get my head down for a couple hours cos need to be up for the doctors in... not very long at all :!

Ah well. You're not really supposed to look the very picture of health when you see the doc anyway are you? Would be nothing short of an insult really.

And don't be shy, m'dear. Is what phones are for <3
 
I'll be all over ya babe! Don't you worry. Think I'm aiming for a 5am bedtime. Sounds about right for my weekend sleep routine. Yes, it's not the weekend but it's my weekend baby! Hope you get on well with the docs. And my sweet jeebus we've turned the snoo into a gibberings thread. Better knock that on the head before a mod kicks our asses outta here.

xxxxx
 
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