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Snoo version 6 - Shiny Spring-Summertime Snoo!

Ceres said:
those are bump keys. they will open any lock. I like lockpicking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_bumping
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One of the locks on my house uses this type of key. Good luck with your magic keys on that one ya burgling wee bastard.

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edit - The one with "ERA" written on it.
 
^ hahah yeah, mortice locks are a bit trickier, i only use the yale/tumbler lock to stop the door opening in the draft when im actually at home. combo of both is best obviously.
 
my interest in lock picking started with my sisters diary that had a key to open it (haha). moved onto little padlocks like you get for luggage, bike combination locks (lol some of them open in seconds) and upwards.

edit> never used in anger though, i.e actually to steal peoples things lol. They are like slightly more challenging rubiks cubes to me.
 
tribal girl said:
This will be my eleventh year in the company, though I've not been in the same position or place for that length of time. This will actually be the sixth place I've worked as far as locations go. I left the one before last cuz tbh, I was on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I was in a managerial position I didn't feel ready for with a boss and deputy manager who treated me like a skivvy, often giving me the silent treatment if I wasn't up to speed on things and just being complete twats. I was hitting the valium and booze whist on the job cuz my nerves were shot to pieces. I was even self-harming (which I'd never done before or since) and became pretty gaunt. I didn't feel I could talk to anyone about it at the time, but I often phoned 'The Cool Boss' (i.e my current one) explaining/complaining how much it was driving me nuts (without going into too much detail). But she knew when she saw me one day that I wasn't myself, and she offered to get me out of there. Luckily something else came up, but I was reluctant to go for it as I'd be working for someone I'd had problems with before. But thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt in the hopes that she'd changed since I last worked with her. T'wasn't the case, and 'The Cool Boss' came to the rescue again. I just accepted whatever work she had going for me at the time, which was only ever meant to be temporary cover. She even offered me a full-time position last week in another role just so I could stay, but I wouldn't be happy doing it, so declined.

Anyhow, my new manager's friends with my current one, and she assures me that he'll give me no hassle and just let me get on with my work. I trust her. I've absolutely no reason not to. She's a diamond.



S'allright.



I'm quite excited for once. No anxiety at all. :)
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Thanks for that, the reason I asked is because ever since my first job which I was in for 10 years, I've never been happy or settled or liked my work. I've not lasted more than two years before getting really itchy feet and having to move. I just can't settle or feel comfortable anywhere and I miss my first job. I never had it so good. Thing is at the time I used to piss and moan about it but looking back it was easy money. If I could go back in time I'd tell my younger self to not move jobs. I was relocating at the time so the job couldn't come with me.

I think what I'm getting at is it might be a good idea to leave the door slightly ajar just incase it doesn't work out in your new position. Not that it should, I wish you every success and happiness but you never know.
 
Ceres said:
my interest in lock picking started with my sisters diary that had a key to open it (haha). moved onto little padlocks like you get for luggage, bike combination locks (lol some of them open in seconds) and upwards.

edit> never used in anger though, i.e actually to steal peoples things lol. They are like slightly more challenging rubiks cubes to me.
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I've managed it before with a little shitty padlock that I've got keeping a miniature school locker type thing (like, really mini - about a foot or so tall) locked. Just bent a paperclip & wiggled it about for ages & was amazed when it opened. That's when I thought it would be fun to learn how to do it with proper locks, but never actually got any further than that thought.
 
You two are making this way more complicated than is necessary.

A hairpin and a credit card is all yer need.

Fletch taught me everything I know.
 
If you only have a yale lock you may as well just leave your front door wide open.

my major snoo is that the vet just rang to say my dog has some movement in his back legs so with rest and meds a recovery might be possible :) My heart is feeling a lot less heavy then it has for the last 2 days. Off to visit him at 4, he's only eaten or drank when I'm there so will stock up on Lidls finest ham en route.
 
Marmalade said:
You two are making this way more complicated than is necessary.

A hairpin and a credit card is all yer need.

Fletch taught me everything I know.
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We needed a mallet, a chisel & a credit card the last time I broke in to my flat. Left practically no damage right enough, other than snapping the cable for the doorbell.

Made some racket as well, chinged & ectoed out our nuts at some time early on a Sunday morning. Fucking neighbours never even looked out.
 
Didn't know your dog was having problems B&W, glad he's fighting back tho. Was he in some sort of accident?

I had to take my sisters cat in on sunday because he's been having repeat problems with urinating and crystals in his tract, which the vet discovered was now completely closed up. He's still in but possibly coming out today after being in for 6 days. He had a catheter fitted and now that's out they just want to make sure he can wee on his own before he can come home. £500 at least they said, but at least he's gonna be okay.

He's 15 but I think it's about time my sis got some insurance, as long as it isn't extortionate because of his age.

Have you got insurance for your dog?
 
Marmalade said:
Didn't know your dog was having problems B&W, glad he's fighting back tho. Was he in some sort of accident?

I had to take my sisters cat in on sunday because he's been having repeat problems with urinating and crystals in his tract, which the vet discovered was now completely closed up. He's still in but possibly coming out today after being in for 6 days. He had a catheter fitted and now that's out they just want to make sure he can wee on his own before he can come home. £500 at least they said, but at least he's gonna be okay.

He's 15 but I think it's about time my sis got some insurance, as long as it isn't extortionate because of his age.

Have you got insurance for your dog?
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Thanks Marmz. He put his back out on Friday, it was really traumatic. I rushed him in and he was completely paralysed so the vet started talking about how its £2k for an mri and £2-3k for an op but if I was going down that road time was of the essence. But the second time the vet did the pinch test 10 mins later there was some reaction so we decided to watch and wait.

For various reasons I'd never have paid for the mri and scan so I've spent the last 2 days thinking I may have to make that tough call no pet owner ever wants to have to make, I've been in a state so didn't want to come on here and remind myself of the situation altho every time I saw the thread title I did, and thought of what Treacle must be going through :(.

The joke is I insured him every year till he wa1 10, and last year I was so skint I couldn't afford any extra direct debits so cancelled it intending to start it up again in the future. At least your sis is only spending some of the money she'd have paid on insurance, I've taken a double whack. Its up to £390 so far but hopefully he can come home on monday. We've got a degree of duty to do what we can, up to a point, don't we? Raises some ethical questions though, when was the last time I gave £400 to a human charitable need...

The only time he's eaten or drank is when I've visited :(
 
poor doggles :( Hope he gets better.

I had a flat in Turkey once i kept locking myself out of the outside communal door, coming home at 4am pissed right up and randomly stabbing at any cunt's doorbell to buzz me in. No-one was impressed. Then I tried, not even thinking it would work, the credit card latch slipping method...it worked....

Never managed it on any door since, but could slip that lock however twatted I was...laydeeez was well impressed too obviously.

We've got a yale lock on front and back, sometimes lock the doors, sometimes one of them, often don't bother.

Anyway, this is meant to be the snoo thread, not the poorly dog and lock picking thread.
 
Snoo for today was ringing my housemate to ask if I could borrow one of his beers and pay him back with interest on Monday, and him telling me to get as drunk as I can and not worry about it. Also me asking another housemate for a cig, is normally standard practice between the two of us as we're the only people in a household of seven that smoke, but this was at 3am and he trotted downstairs at 3.30 to give me a rollie <3

edit: tho had to go make sure when housemate number one got in as, despite him allowing me full access to his beer-y goodness, he replied to 'Hi it's Olivia' with 'Olivia...who's Olivia...oh shit I live with you!'

edit: shit calling myself Olivia looks weird, totally not used to being called that and rarely introduce myself with it
 
^ that reminds me. It's sunday. Time for a drink. It's what Jesus would have wanted.

I won a pound on a scratch card. I have had a lucky year so far with winning. it's my secret love affair with spade. I'm learning all his tricks.
 
As long as you follow it down with a disc that is claimed to be bread.

Erm I don't really understand what snoo is but I'll just attempt to join in like I'd been here all along. Snoo, my Daughters reading and writing. I've never been fe more proud of anything in my entire life as watching someone I educated in how to live, enjoying words and gathering meaning. It's truly fucking special, it really is. Also she just happens to be THE most gorgeous being I have ever had the privilege to lay an eye on. It's more than angelic, it exceeds mere beauty, I don't know what the fuck it is but it makes my heart fucking melt just thinking about her. Yes, she has me well and truly wrapped round her finger, and she knows it, so do I, I don't care <3
 
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pinkpapaver said:
^ that reminds me. It's sunday. Time for a drink. It's what Jesus would have wanted.

I won a pound on a scratch card. I have had a lucky year so far with winning. it's my secret love affair with spade. I'm learning all his tricks.
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Yeah baby! Sunday is proper drinking day, nowt else good comes from it. I'm a bit into scratchies mesen, won a couple of quid and I've adopted the habit of sticking the cards that win a couple of quid into my money box so I've always got a spare bus fare/booze money/cheap bread cash
 
Congratulations; makes me glad i didn't waste my time giving you my condolences in the angry thread! There's someone out there watching over you, mugz, a guardian administrator or something. Oh I see, it was alasdair(m)!
 
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