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Snoo version 6 - Shiny Spring-Summertime Snoo!

Cornishman said:
One day a woman actually requested I leave the toilets in her presence. She couldn't possibly have a man in the same room as her whilst she took a piss in a cubicle or whatever. 8(
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Quite right, you'd be standing at the cubicle door wanking like any other red-blooded hetero.
 
One day a woman actually requested I leave the toilets in her presence. She couldn't possibly have a man in the same room as her whilst she took a piss in a cubicle or whatever.
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In Thailand you'll be taking a piss in the toilets in a bar, restaurant, shopping centre etc and the female cleaning lady will be moping around you and under your feet. They don't leave or care and it seems like none of the locals do either.
 
According to my diagnosis you should be dead by now. Mixed emotions on discovering you're not :)

I should explain that. I am of course happy to hear that you're alive and well. But a teeny tiny part of me does like to be proved right, so I would have quite like to see you say 'nearly died of malaria, oh how I wish I'd listened to b&w'. ;) enjoy the last few days of your trip, we'll all be here for you in a few weeks when you're Utterly Depressed of Dundee.
 
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It'll be nice to have you back home spade - your first sausage supper will delight you. Are you fed up with it. but it cloudl be really good if you didn't get into the doom and gloom cycle about coming back. Why have you been a lazy cunt and put some effort into the effort towards finding working someway towards staying out there. Jude managed it.

It suits you being out Scotland.
 
kate said:
It'll be nice to have you back home spade - your first sausage supper will delight you. Are you fed up with it. but it cloudl be really good if you didn't get into the doom and gloom cycle about coming back. Why have you been a lazy cunt and put some effort into the effort towards finding working someway towards staying out there. Jude managed it.

It suits you being out Scotland.
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Sausage supper, wi broon sauce and a can of irn bru. That will be the damage! I'm not too doom and gloom about coming back as I have a few plans for online businesses and stuff to get off the ground, so will keep me busy. I don't want to work out here, the choices are teaching English or teaching English and I don't want to teach English. A mate just did the TEFL course I considered doing, cost him $1500USD for a 3 week course, was promised a guaranteed job afterwards in a place of his choosing for 4 months, $1000USD per month, free accommodation etc. The reality: He chose to go to a big city, he got sent to a village in the jungle an hour away from civilisation where he's the only white person and no one speaks English, he's sharing a flat with a middle aged lady boy, his room consists of a mattress on the floor and a bucket to shit and piss in, no fan or aircon (it's 35 degrees at night usually), he has to cycle one hour to work on a busy highway on a bike with no breaks, the pay is under consideration and he has to stay there for 5 months or he doesn't get his certification and has to pay the course provider $500. Load of bollocks, thank god I didn't choose to do that.

Jude bought a bar in Cambodia Kate, I don't have money to buy a bar. Nor would I get into the murky world of owning a bar in SE Asia. Foreigners can't even own a bar in Thailand you need a local business partner involved.
 
Mega friend-sunshine-sister-just-been-paid-unexpectedly-bongra-panacea-producer-tonight-snoooooooo :D
 
Called in to work sick today. I've been off since Wednesday and I'm not due in work until Wednesday (Thank you, Lizzy! :D). I just can't stand that place anymore and was thinking about packing it in, but need to find a new job..

I arrive in my hometown and there's a letter waiting for me. It tells me I start my new job on the 11th June and my salary will be almost spot on 50% more than I'm getting at the moment..and it's less hours. Fucking class :D

Now to go out and enjoy that sun and the weight off my mind :D
 
What are you doing these days for work Don?

My snoo is finding 10 diaz stuffed inside a box of anti histamines in my drawer that I never knew existed, there's one viagra in there too.
 
At the moment I do personal finance and loans on the telephone for a bank in Belfast. Tis' shiite. People get very sensitive when you're dealing with their money..especially when they've invested it in an overly bureaucratic system :(

Starting in the civil service but it's 25 miles from Belfast. Easy commute though, there's a train station 5 minutes from my house. Got loads of annual leave unused in my current job too, so I'll get a wee package :D

Wish I could find 10 diaz about the place. I come home and my beer's even gone. Time for t'offy and some whiskeys in the sun!
 
Found someone I love, who loves me, moving in with said love soon.
Got a big gig on Saturday at which is going to be a fucking awesome and eclectic night with a shit load of genres and some lovely people :)

But, I'm worried about my besty fwendy as I've been txtin and calling him and not heard from him in days and I know he's not in the best of head spaces :\
 
Thankyou my friend :) I am extremely lucky.
I was, infact I pretty much given up on the prospect of finding love - or love finding me - So it's knocked me sidewas a bit!
But in the way that Nitrous Oxide does - So it's fucking ace!{^_^}

Oh! My besty fwendy got in touch and he's alright so I'm really relieved about that. Was really worried.
Anyway, he's coming with me to the gig tomorrow and there's going to be so many people who I've not seen properly in years there.
Plus, I've heard through the grape vine that many people are really excited to hear what I play :)
I never expect that. I think it's impossible. But, if it's through the grape vine that Marvin Gaye created then how can I dispute such wonderment?!?!?! =D

I'll try get a recording done for those who are interested, but if that fails then I'll just to a mix at home that will be practically similar :)
Gunna have a practice now actually!

Mata ne! <3
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
Sitting on my mates bike handle bars riding around the city in the sunshine, wind in my hair and feeling happy (and a bit scared when going fast down hill in lots of traffic!) for the first time in a while. :)
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Reminds me of this chezza.. I think If I sat on the front of Butch Cassidys bike he'd go flying over my head.. size of my arse atm :D

♫ Raindrops keep falling on my head.
 
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