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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

You and me both mate but variety makes the world go round - and provides me with free pre-ban mephedrone.

It's a win/win kinda. :)
 
Indeed although the stuff does always make me puke, like many I overdid it when it was £3 a G, it would have been rude not to.

Have hardly bothered with it since the ban, hoof that stuff for queen and country
 
Makes me wish I'd tried it when my old dealer was practically trying to give it away. Never took off round by us for some reason.

Snoo is the missus going 'well we can't really get into the kitchen to cook...'. Takeaway en route <3
 
Meph have me ungodly come downs, I can't say I'd be as excited by the prospect as you are shm.
 
Cattle fence transformer, car battery and a couple of old spoons should suffice
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
And someone has to pay for Summer's drugs after all. :)
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Summer doesn't take drugs anymore but other gifts wouldn't go amiss ;) however, since this means I'll hopefully also have a job soon I can buy my own drugs should I be so inclined. So snoograts for Dan getting a job and things looking up for me in relation to that :) <3

Also snoo that I've made about £50 over the last few days messing around with matched betting. Still into my overdraft though, boo :p
 
snolly said:
Receptionist at work decided at dead on 12 that we were going to lock up and go home an hour or so early which was awesome cos I get paid for the full shift no matter what. Then I got home and had a shower beer. I love shower beers, won't get out til the beer is done and feel hell of clean and great after <3 Also I thought I'd get a parking ticket cos I parked in Asda but noooo there's no maximum stay. Today is great!

edit: just realised i got paid for standing in my shower drinking beer, yesss
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I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Back atcha <3 Good day is continuing, gonna have an early one tonight lest it somehow goes wrong
 
Aw that's the best feeling haha, remember that from me benzo-based love affair. Postie always came through :D

edit: just logged on to Netflix to find my sister has changed my username to 'whale face' after i changed her's to 'retardicus' last week. i do miss her, she's not all bad <3
 
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Just had a flashback snoo from Friday night.

Had been back in Phnom Penh that night and done the rounds of some mates' bars and spend most of the night catching up with one French friend and his wife. He drank pastis, I drank whiskey and beer and we got stoned as fuck.

I set off on a mission to find chicken vol-au-vents at 3am, but found myself in the bar I sold last year where I was treated to a cheese and branston pickle sarnie and orange juice, before getting back on the bike and continuing to seek vol-au-vents, unsuccessfully.

I wound up staggering into a minimart where I bought a chicken and avocado roll, a cheesecake and a raw beef pie, plus a side of yogurt drink.

As I was undergoing the complicated procedure of opening my backpack up to place these items inside a young guy came in and asked for rolling papers, but the shop had none. He was desolate, so I pulled a rabbit out of the hat for him and gave him mine.

If I had delivered his first born child in the back of a tuk tuk he couldn't have been happier. Big hugs and much feteing of the red eyed monster to his waiting cohorts.

It made me feel snooful, so I muttered something garbled and carried on to munchied oblivion.
 
felix said:
Haha, never heard of a girl enjoying a shower beer before, let alone getting paid while having one. Nice one. :D
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It's the best thing ever and more of my fellow women should do it! I keep meaning to buy a holder so I don't have to balance it precariously on the cabinet or the sink.

Just catching up here... how did that work out for you? ;)
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Haha =D
 
snolly said:
It's the best thing ever and more of my fellow women should do it! I keep meaning to buy a holder so I don't have to balance it precariously on the cabinet or the sink.
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Well, I hereby offer my services to fit a little corner shelf to all the ladies' shower cubicles so they can have a shower beer. I'll wear my red dungarees while doing so. I'll be more like a middle-aged Super Mario than that bloke out of the Diet Coke advert, so don't get too excited, girls.

Travelling expenses charged at 40p per mile, and let's call it 50 quid per installation + one beer and a shower so I can try it out first. %)
 
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What you gonna do about that hardon, sonny?
 
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