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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

If you ever need to fake a return address on an envelope, look for a web site where you can enter your postcode, and then select the address from a drop-down list. That way, you can be sure the address really exists, and the postcode will match. It's probably paranoia on my part, but there's no point giving away more evidence than you absolutely have to.
 
Fuck me, I'm on the ball this morning.

Just had the incredibly cunning plan of changing into the clothes I that was just about to load into the washing machine, just while I drill a couple of holes in the wall in order to reattach my toilet roll holder that suffered an unfortunate and only even tangentially drug-related accident. For reasons that no doubt are explained by physics albeit at a level rather beyond my ken, the electrics trip out if I try to use the drill and the washing machine at the same time (OK, not in this particular house; but there have been actual places I have stayed where it was really like that, and it seemed too good not to use to spice up this story. And it's also had the side-effect of distracting you from asking how the toilet roll holder and wall came to be consciously uncoupled) so it's a win-win situation.
 
I really wanna know now how the toilet roll holder has come away from the wall.
That will go with me to the grave. Or would, if I wasn't leaving my body to science, assuming they'll have it.

Anyway, it went ..... not exactly as expected. I had forgotten just how crumbly the bathroom walls are (there are a good couple of centimetres of some sort of rendering before you hit brick -- and it's proper Victorian brick, when you do hit it) and was forced, in the end, to deepen the original, now somewhat widened holes and use a larger size of wall plug. Which I helped stay in place by the addition of a thin layer of epoxy resin.

When the matchstick is firmly stuck to the beermat, it ought to be safe to drive the screws in. And then I will no longer be committing the -- according to my mother -- heinous sin of resting the toilet paper vertically on top of the cistern like they probably do in council houses.

And I did still manage to accomplish the whole thing using the minimum number of stair-climbings possible. Including an interlude to re-arm my alarm clocks for the morning and to remind me to begin reverting to boymode and hiding drug evience in time for a short parental visit this evening. So still just about Snoo.
 
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That will go with me to the grave. Or would, if I wasn't leaving my body to science.

Nice call on the leaving body to science thing. My mum wanted to do that. Due to certain issues that was not possible despite the many people I spoke to. Hoping your last wishes are up held. Still thinking I'd like to do the same. <3


Also, I have cunning ways, One day I shall find out! =D
 
And then I will no longer be committing the -- according to my mother -- heinous sin of resting the toilet paper vertically on top of the cistern like they probably do in council houses.

Haha. =D Perish the thought.

I have only recently screwed our toilet roll holder into the wall (it's the type where you can either use the sucker attachment, or screw it to the wall) and I must say it has improved our lives immeasurably. No more mysterious falling off the wall at 4 in the morning, causing the cats to shit themselves.
 
Well, presuming that the ends of the Rawlplugs are now as tightly stuck to the new depths of the holes in some actual brick (by the way, using an SDS rotary hammer really is just like shoving a red-hot knitting needle into a block of ice cream) as the matchstick with which I mixed the epoxy is to the beermat upon which it was mixed, it's now time to drive home the screws (Phillips, not Posidriv), re-hang the toilet roll holder on the screws, replace the roll of toilet roll so that the free end hangs down away from the wall -- and celebrate a job well done, with a nice leisurely dump.
 
I'm not sure if:

a) using a slowly-drying matchstick in glue as an avatar of the actual job is a genius idea;

or

b) you are actually a fucking cyborg.

I tend to look at the instructions on the packet, and if it states "allow 2 hours to set", I'll leave it for 4 hours or just go to sleep and go back to it the next day. :D
 
It was Pound Store epoxy. The sort that does set good and hard; but strictly whenever it wants to, not necessarily in the amount of time stated on the packaging. Or maybe they are relying on looser definitions of "workable", "setting" and "set" than I am. Anyway, don't take whatever it says on the card too seriously. You can practically feel how long the "workable" phase is going to last as soon as you first mix the resin and hardener, if you've done it enough times; but how long you've got to apply it, before it begins setting in earnest, is still no reliable indication of how long that setting is going to take.

The idea of mixing the resin and hardener on a beermat with a matchstick, for disposability, was my dad's; which he learned from his dad. Not wanting it to stick awkwardly to the inside of the bin liner and in so doing reduce the space available for rubbish, was my initial primary motivation for waiting for it to set hard before disposal. The thought then occurred to me that if the unused mixture on the beermat had set hard, then the adhesive in situ ought also to have set similarly hard. Then the thought occurred to me that the materials being adhered together were utterly dissimilar, the beermat was exposed to the atmosphere, it must have sat in direct sunlight for an hour ..... which, if any, of these factors might have had the greatest influence on setting time? Then the thought occurred to me that sod it, I don't even know how long it's been that hard anyway; but I do know I need a crap, and right now probably is as good a time as any to try it out. Hence my willingness to accept the lousy proxy, on the basis that the errors probably cancelled one another out anyway :)

P.S. I have chain-smoked weed all day, and wolfed down not one, but two hashburgers™ ..... Man, if I had my shit properly together, I'd be dangerous!
 
^ =D

Then the thought occurred to me that the materials being adhered together were utterly dissimilar, the beermat was exposed to the atmosphere, it must have sat in direct sunlight for an hour ..... which, if any, of these factors might have had the greatest influence on setting time?

Uhh yeah, that's a good point. Apples and Oranges etc.

Plus, it's a waste of perfectly good epoxy.

I've got some 2-part Araldite that is used on various things now and again, and I wouldn't waste a single molecule of it on some weird remote-monitoring outpost. I'd just leave it overnight, like I said. :D
 
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